Top Ten List of... - Step 1:See Topic. Step 2:create list

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]3. Captain's Log: Made several thousand new friends today, all wearing black, and a bit pale in the face. Big on assimilation, nanotechnology, and so on - yawwnnn... They just drone on, and on, and on...

2. Archer's Log, stardate 42.9103.21: Starfleet command has informed me that we've done the quaint "using real dates" business long enough, and we can switch over to stardates now. Must remember to ask Hoshi how the damn things work.

1. Captain's log, Day 392. Borg killed: 3,627. V. Good. Still not Admiral. Beginning to notice strange attraction to Neelix.

Next up:
Top Ten Reasons to Hand the Federation Flagship Over to Jar-Jar Binks.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]10: Captain's Log, Stardate...9572...The ship is...coldanddrafty. I complain...but...nobodylistens. (Star Trek XI: So Very Tired)

love it! [/quoteost_uid0]

Thanks. I know a good joke when I steal it.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[quoteost_uid0="Standback"][color=#000000ost_uid0]1. Captain's log, Day 392. Borg killed: 3,627. V. Good. Still not Admiral. Beginning to notice strange attraction to Neelix.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]::dies:: Pervy. Talaxian. FANCIER![/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]In an honourable tradition of writing two or three entries for Top 10 lists... (I`m quite tired...)

Top 10-8 Reasons to Hand the Federation Flagship Over to Jar Jar Binks

10. If Wesley piloted the flagship, Binks can very well be the Captain

9. There would be no more annoying Vulcan complaining. After meeting Binks, they would all flee the galaxy howling in horror.

8. He was very effective when used as a secret Bajoran weapon - the [iost_uid0]real[/iost_uid0] reason why Cardassians withdrew (escaped screaming) from the planet.[/colorost_uid0]

[mudshark]

[quoteost_uid0="taya17"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Standback"]1. Captain's log, Day 392. Borg killed: 3,627. V. Good. Still not Admiral. Beginning to notice strange attraction to Neelix.[/quoteost_uid0]
::dies:: Pervy. Talaxian. FANCIER![/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Well, that's one thing, but what does the Horn of Gondor become in the Star Trek universe? [/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]OH NO, not "Horn of Gondor" jokes. Although if yah like 'em...go here !

http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=543765[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]7. Serves as a reminder for Picard that Q really isn't all [iost_uid0]that[/iost_uid0] annoying.

6. The flagship can then be sent on a mission to "wipe out the Borg", the idea being that the Borg will be well on their way to permanent irrelevance within thirty minutes of assimilating the hapless Binks.

5. Allows for the creation of numerous limericks that begin with "There once was a captain named Binks..."

4. In an emergency, his ears can [iost_uid0]be[/iost_uid0] the flag.

3. He's got a buddy who's fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.

2. It keeps him busy out of the way of the Empire's cloners.

1. There are only so many other redshirts in the galaxy, you know...



Next up, at last, we have...

The Top 10 Little-Known Country-Genre Klingon Songs[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Nic Corelli"]Scooter, you deserve a cookie![/quoteost_uid0]
Still waiting. Mail cookie now.

Am holding cat hostage. Will dunk in cold water if you do not comply.

[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Scooter, you [iost_uid0]know[/iost_uid0] it takes about a week for intercontinential mail to arrive, right? [/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Not if you email it, lol
Or how about ordering a cookie online to be sent to him from his town[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]The Top 10 Little-Known Country-Genre Klingon Songs

10. Bubba Shot My Honor
9. Don't Believe My Honor Can Stand Another You
8.You can Lock Me Up in Jail & Throw Away the Key, But You Can't Keep My Honor from Breaking Out
7.You Ain't Honorable Enough To Take My Man
6. You Ain't Much Fun Since I Killed You
5. I Lost My Honor To A Sexy Girl
4. The Empire Is Not Big Enough To Hold My Love For You
3. She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw
2. Red Neck Klingons
1. She Bit Me, And I Bit Back And Made Love All Night Long

Next: The Top 10 Little-Known Country-Genre Vulcan Songs[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[quoteost_uid0="catalina_marina"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Scooter, you [iost_uid0]know[/iost_uid0] it takes about a week for intercontinential mail to arrive, right? [/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Cat, you do know you're being held hostage by Scooter, don't you?

I hope you can swim. [/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Scooter, here`s a whole box of cookies,

[imgost_uid0]http://www.kras.hr/aslike/brandovi/ms24.gif[/imgost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hmmm, the box is empty[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[quoteost_uid0="Nic Corelli"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Scooter, here`s a whole box of cookies,

[imgost_uid0]http://www.kras.hr/aslike/brandovi/ms24.gif[/imgost_uid0][/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Mmmm, nummy and exotic [/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Cat, you do know you're being held hostage by Scooter, don't you? [/quoteost_uid0]
No... I hadn't thought of that, actually. :O

Nic: Thanks for saving me from the cold water.

Scooter... Can I go now? [/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Ok, enough with the cookies and taking Cat hostage. Lets get back on the topic. If you like, create a hostage and cookies topic  :lol:

Next: The Top 10 Little-Known Country-Genre Vulcan Songs[/colorost_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Well heres two to start you off...

10. DonÂ’t tell my Katra, (My achey brakey Katra)
9. TÂ’Bubba Phasered the Console[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]OMG, it doesn't get much more arcane than Vulcan country songs.

8. T'Mir, Don't Take Your Love to Town
7. (I'll Have a) Blue Kolinahr
6. Devil Went Down to Broken Bow
5. I Hope You Don't Dance
4. Always on My Mind Meld
3. She Got the Gold Mine, I Got the Secret Spy Installation Hidden Behind It
2. Don't It Make My Pointy Ears Round
1. (Hey Won't You Play) Another Leonard McCoy Done Somebody Wrong Song


Next:
Top Ten Anachronisms Coming To Enterprise Now That They've Done the Borg[/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Scooter has again resurrected the topic by solving a challenging Top 10 list. We know what this means, don`t we...?





[imgost_uid0]http://www.kras.hr/aslike/brandovi/ms30.gif[/imgost_uid0]



And now

Top 10 Anachronisms Coming To Enterprise Now That They've Done the Borg


10. The Hirogen

9. Romulans, and in that case, why not Remans and Shinzon too?

8. Weyoun, Dukat and Damar (this time, Jeffrey Combs playing all three of them)

7. Q and Q-Junior

6. Big plot twist in the season finale - the Enterprise and the Xindi form an alliance to fight Species 8472

5. Lwaxana Troi falls through a temporal rift and desperately falls in love with Archer, Phlox, Trip and Travis. She visits every season.

4. The entire crew of Voyager, when the Enterprise crew travel back to 1996 Los Angeles. Archer and Janeway kiss passionately.



I`m going to bed, [/colorost_uid0]