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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hi, I'm Mark, or "Trip" and I've been reading 5ME and 5MV, but just discovered this. It looks like fun. May I join in?
[b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Am I dead? [b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] No. [b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Am I sleeping? [b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] Yes. [b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] What's this stick in my arm about? (pulls it out) [b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] You have freed yourself from the hive! [b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] What? [b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] Kidding. Seriously, we're in the future. We freed you from the hive mind. The Borg had you and all those others. Got me so far? [b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Uhh-- [b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] Good. Because I failed English class, I don't know enough words to describe the Matrix. Can I show it to you? [b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Well-- [b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] OK, come with me. [b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] This is my cramped and pathetic ship, the Omygoshiforgottogiveitaname. And these are some unimportant characters. [b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] This is the Matrix? It sure is cramped and pathetic. [b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] This isn't the Matrix! Although... [b:post_uid0]Morpheus:[/b:post_uid0] See this hole in your head? We have to plug you in here. [b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] You mean the hole between my ears? I know it stinks. I have better stuff in mind for later scenes. - Trip[/color:post_uid0] |
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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