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Old 06-21-2005, 05:16 PM
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Kira here with the slightly belated material for Day 6....
    [*]Scooter's conclusion to his Doctor Who two-parter, "World War III"[*]And the start of a DS9 pair, "Improbable Cause", by Zeke.[/list]Stay tuned for Day 7 tomorrow, or possibly later today.
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Old 06-21-2005, 06:28 PM
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Kira: Yeah. One of them gave me this crossword puzzle. What's a four-letter word for "A long spar extending from a mast"?
Garak's Shop: BOOM
Kira: Hey, that fits! Thanks, shop. Wait, shop? Uh oh.
These jokes seem familiar somehow. If only I could remember how.... :)

Bashir: Odo just wants to help, Garak. This is no time to lie just because lying is cool.
Garak: There's more to it than that. Telling the truth, you see, is uncool.
Bashir: If all the cool people lied about jumping off a bridge, would you do the same?
Garak: Of course not.
Bashir: Liar.

And nice fiver, Scooter.
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12 Downing Street: Phew! I always knew he would be the first to go.
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Old 06-21-2005, 07:14 PM
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Quark: The Flaxian was in my bar all day. If he planted any bombs, he did it with really long, invisible arms.
Odo: Did you see any of those, Garak?
Garak: (shrug)
Odo: That does it! Until you start telling the truth, I'm done helping you. I'm going to release that Flaxian.
Garak: What? How am I supposed to protect myself now?
Odo: You could always hire an arms inspector.
hee hee oh, the puns!

O'Brien: I've planted that transponder on his ship. I take it you'll go wherever he will go?
Odo: That's my calling.
Dammit, now I'm going to have that song in my head all the live-long day! But good joke anyway.
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Jones: --Furthermore I have been on the phone with Washington and I've been auth-- I mean, we have agreed that this crisis will be blamed on a middle eastern country to be named later...
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You know what they say! "Better late than soon!"

As always, very funny fivers!
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:18 PM
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Doctor: M--
Rose: Don't you dare say "meh."
Doctor: --my goodness that's upsetting.
... the USS *Swinetrek,* under the command of Captain Link Hogthrob ...
Pigs. In. Spaaaaace! :shock:
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Odo: You could always hire an arms inspector.
Ba da bum.
Odo: That didn't help much. I'd like to see if I can get anything from my Cardassian informant.
Sisko: You have a Cardassian informant? Who?
Odo: He won't tell me his name. I know him only as "Ridged Throat."
Odo: So who are these people really?
Garak: We all worked for Enabran Tain. On the railroad. All the live long day.
Odo: So that's how you were railroaded out of Cardassia.

Good ones! Waiting with bated breath for part 2 of the DS9 fiver (two of my favorite eps of the entire series.)
Methinks Ted Sturgeon was too kind.

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Odo: Not an accident, eh? That means someone did it on purpose. And it's Garak's shop, so -- GASP! Someone wanted to kill Garak!
Sisko: Hmm... I don't quite follow, but I have faith in your deductive skills.
Graduate of the Slowly And Painfully Working Out The Surprisingly Obvious Detective School.

Flaxian: Whoa! Bad idea. Those are the ingredients of Lwaxana Troi's latest perfume, Exaggeration.
Odo: A likely story! I'm betting they create a deadly poison!
Flaxian: What did I just say?

Quark: The Flaxian was in my bar all day. If he planted any bombs, he did it with really long, invisible arms.
Odo: Did you see any of those, Garak?
Garak: (shrug)
It was Reed and Sue Richards child!

Garak: When was the last time you actually brought that Romulan observer on a Defiant mission?
An excellent question.

Garak: Yes, but I wouldn't get any insurance money from disguising myself as Major Kira.
If she caught you, you might get life insurance money.

Odo: When we get back to the the station, I'm banning those damn crosswords.
It's the joke that keeps on giving.
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