SCMoll, you naughty naughty man!

[Chancellor Valium]

Adric: Tegan! The Master's here!
Tegan: He wants us all dead.
Adric: He doesn't want you at all. He's after somebody called the Doctor.
Tegan: The Doctor?
Adric: The Master has set a trap for him.
Tegan: And we're the bait.

O only got that on the second read-through :mrgreen:

[Scooter]

Yeah, it sneaks up on you, doesn't it?

Once again you can credit/blame SC "It has three settings!" Moll for the naughty innuendo with which "Castrovalva" is larded. I'm usually a little too Victorian to reach for these veiled references (or a little to hamhanded to make them veiled enough to be funny). Although, as Captain of this little Reliant-class vessel I am perfectly willing to take credit--er, responsibility for all that happens under my command...

I tend to think, actually, that "Castrovalva" and "Dalek," both by SCMoll, are among the best fivers at 5MDW.

[Chancellor Valium]

Damn! I always confuse who wrote what fiver!
*eats leg in annoyance*
Ouch.

[SCMoll]

You can at least partially blame Scooter for that joke, as it was his peppering of Wars allusions in "Logopolis" (I love the "Full Circle" gag) that inspired me to put that in.

As for the really naughty bits... normally I'm a bit too prudish for that myself, but I couldn't resist.

This reminds me, I must get around to writing that "Four to Doomsday" fiver some day.

Thank y'all for the compliments.