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Film is for fun
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The back garden. The old phone box (used for storage and other glamorous purposes). A random Collie. The camera itself, on the left, and my borrowed Lomography Fisheye camera next to it. This photography lark is fun, but darn expensive. Why couldn't I have taken up collecting Ming vases or something instead?
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*taps Ming vase*
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*vase goes 'ming'*
Pointy, dare I ask why you have what appears to be the torso of a female mannequin stored in a phone box in your back yard?
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...Mannequin. Yes, that's what it is.
It does sort of look like that, I guess, but all that's in there really are a load of spare bags and gardening implements. Nothing exciting, really. And besides, if there were any bodies they'd have been buried under the new concrete road, to form speed bumps. Waste not, want not.
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My, full of obscure references today, aren't we.
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Silence, before I feed you to the Killer Cats Of Gin-Sengh!
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