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The cloning of Seko... or... The Secret Plan of DOOOM!
Last time, on The Cloning of Seko
KGM: Nothing happened, this is the Prologue... of DOOOM! Oh, sorry, my mistake... KGM: ANYWAYS! Here is a story, the story of DOOOM! Vader: Actually, it's the Secret Plan of DOOOM! -Zeke approved KGM: Yeah? Well now it's the STORY of DOOOM! So there! Vader: Also, you're... lacking in my title... KGM: Oh fine then... happy? LORD Vader: Very much so KGM: Can we start the story now? LORD Vader: Go right ahead... - It was a normal day... OR WAS IT? No, it was normal... TopHatMan: Wow, what a normal day! John: Yes, quite normal, and nothing is adnormal Doc: But what about the events of SigKitty Kidnapped 2? It's was Yesterday! John: Really? What happened? Doc: Stuff was done to you, by ROMULANS! TopHatMan: What about Seko? Doc: Cloned, by ROMULANS! John: Hmm, I wonder if the forumgoers know about this? Fuyu_Ginga: I know I do! After all, it's my SigKitty that got cloned, and ended up in KGM's signature! KGM: I think the others noticed... John: Hmm... Opium: Should we do something about this? KGM: I guess, concidering we need more characters... Seko: MEOW! Ginga: You're already included, as well as you're clone "Seko": Cool Doc: What about me? Opium: Sorry, you're just a guest star Doc: Oh, darn, well could I at least be a returning character? John: Sure, why not? Doc: Sweet! Thanks! *vanishes, WITHOUT A TRACE!* TopHatMan: Well, THAT was odd. KGM: Oh well, lets start the quest... of DOOOM! Ginga: What quest? KGM: I don't know, to figure out what the heck is going on? Opium: That makes sense The three forumgoers, and four forumgoer created characters leave on the quest... of DOOOM! When suddenly! Mayweather: *pops in* YES! I have a line! - LORD Vader: That was it? KGM: What d'ya want? It's a PROLOGUE! LORD Vader: Whatever KGM: Man, there's just no pleaseing people...
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It's a TRAP!
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wait...so "Seko" can speak English, and Seko can't?
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Nah, I'm betting both Seko and "Seko" can speak English, but Seko is too modest to show off like that...*-)
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So is the real Seko like that woman on LOST who pretends she can't speak English? And "Seko" like O'Rielly on MASH who pretend to be 18 for ten years?
So then, the entire cloning of Seko is for the purpose of having Alan Alda on LOST? Hehe, wild conspiracy theories...
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Or maybe it's SOMETHING ELSE! Maybe... I don't know...
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I'm on the edge of my seat! Damn thing keeps tipping over too.
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maybe we should all get one of that clones.....but not the kidnapped one
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They're ALL kidnapped though! GASPNESS!
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I don't know...do we have to feed them?
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yes
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Hmm, dammit. Never mind. I have enough trouble with the guy in my avatar.
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How about feeding them to other animals? Catbert has been looking rather hungrily at your sig while your back is turned, so I expect he'd appreciate a Seko to bat around for a while before scoffing.
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Seko, or even "Seko" can't get eaten by Catbert! Bad PHJ! Bad!
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Ah, the joys of an inanimate avatar...
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My avitar is inanimate! I'M JOYFUL!
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I always think of it as the strange little hamster thing, so no. :P
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