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Old 08-11-2004, 05:54 PM
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Q: Aren't you worried about the people who visit the 5mv forums?

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Old 08-11-2004, 10:15 PM
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Q: I just came from outside watching some meteors and saw about 6 or 7.


A: oh that is mean....do not ever ask that again
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Old 08-11-2004, 10:25 PM
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Old 08-12-2004, 12:43 AM
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:58 AM
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Q: What is the equation for all the forum 'ships?



A: No, really. It doesn't bother me. Except when you ask me if it bothers me. That bothers me a lot.
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Old 08-12-2004, 05:41 AM
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A: 5mv forumgoers.
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Old 08-12-2004, 03:25 PM
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Q: I was wondering what the funniest people of all time are called....


A: you don't mean it that way, do you???
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Old 08-12-2004, 07:44 PM
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Q: I do not agree with Don Cherry about visors and Frenchies.
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A: Sure, if I agree to every step on a step-by-step basis.
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:31 PM
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:38 PM
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Old 08-13-2004, 04:07 AM
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Old 08-13-2004, 04:08 AM
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Old 08-13-2004, 09:19 AM
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A: That could be taken in a dirty manner.
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Old 08-15-2004, 05:21 PM
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Q: Hi Chaud Blaze! Hope you have fun here. BTW, why are you looking for while you are here?


A: Oh no, not THAT joke again!
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Old 08-15-2004, 08:35 PM
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Old 08-16-2004, 01:12 AM
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Old 08-16-2004, 06:03 AM
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Old 08-16-2004, 06:05 AM
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Q: Okay, now, you just say what I say, and gives a cool echo effect, effect, effect. *sings* If I could take back time...



A: A cornacopia of corn-filled corn tortilli corn dogs.
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