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Old 08-15-2004, 08:25 PM
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Actually Mav every country has a plan for world domination just some are better than others, Antarctica (or was the arctic eh the one with penguins) has a plan that involves jet propelled penguins with those little pop cans tied to them and something involving jello, duct tape and 100 fluffy bunny slippers. George bush's secret plan involves guns, more guns, planes, tanks, ships, more guns and a Atomic bomb or 4
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Which is why Canada's is cool. No one knows what ours is.

It involves BAAs, however. Lots of them.
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ah yes BAAs the most technologically advanced weapon ever created and only canada has them muwuhahahaha!
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ah yes BAAs the most technologically advanced weapon ever created and only canada has them muwuhahahaha!
Are you kidding? Our weapon is... Well okay, maybe not technologically advanced.

We plan to get the whole world high so we can easily take over with the small army we do have. :wink:
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I will say only this - Scotland's plan involves genetically modified super-midges, haggis, and football hooligans. Oh, and naturally bagpipes. They are absolutely central to the whole thing.
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ah yes BAAs the most technologically advanced weapon ever created and only canada has them muwuhahahaha!
I think New Zealand has quite a few too...
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BAAs are the best weapon ever. They are Canada's form of ICBMs.

Except much cooler.

Our plan also involves polar bears. And maple syrup. Lots of maple syrup. And rabid beavers.
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Wolverines too, I'll bet.
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no beavers (wolverines are not candian thought wolverine is)
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It's a trick to make Canada sound colder than it is, isn't it, thereby scaring everyone else away and KEEPING IT FOR YOURSELVES!
Right, who leaked those plans? They were CLEARLY LABELLED "top secret"!

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Works for me.
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Damn you! It better be coming my way. I was out watching the meteor shower last night (which kicked ass, btw) and it was only plus 2! In AUGUST! WTF? It's like 10 degrees below normal and we haven't had a hot sunny weekend since mid-July.
Oh, you should see the weather here. All of July and August so far have been cloudy, rainy and gloomy. There were 8 straight days of NO SUNSHINE at all. In the middle of the summer!

And back on topic - nice, nice, now we know where the "dsokdpach" is from.

But what does it MEAN?
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It has a meaning? :roll:
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It's just a rude word. Like "skrell" or "blatch" or "John Kerry."
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It's just a rude word. Like "skrell" or "blatch" or "John Kerry."
*Snickers* *Giggles* *Laughs* :mrgreen:
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It's just a rude word. Like "skrell" or "blatch" or "John Kerry."
Lol :lol: , but didn't you make up both "skrell" and "blatch"? Wouldn't that be kind of a circular definition?
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It's just a rude word. Like "skrell" or "blatch" or "Dubya."
Better. :P
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You annoy me, Jedi. But that's nothing unusual.
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*Checks Zeke's gender again, just to be sure*

Well, that's damn strange. My powers usually only work on the female of the species.
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