Bishops required, apply within....

[KillerGodMan]

I am male (obviously)

I wish to be a bishop for the following four reasons

1. To piss off the Pope

2. To piss off the Pope

3. To piss off the Pope

4. For the cool hat

And if reason 2 and 3 are not valid...

5. The amount of power a Bishop gets

6. So I can walk around and have people go "ooh! I wish I had a cool hat like that!