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Old 11-09-2005, 10:43 PM
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The Hallowe'en conclusion is still pending, so in the meantime, Derek has a new Smallville fiver that should be published while it's still current: "Exposed." This was about as odd an episode as I've seen... isn't Lex Luthor just a mite young to be running for state senator?
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Haven't read it yet, but let me get this straight:

5MSmallville interupted for Hollowe'en interupted for one episode of FMSmallville?

Creepy.
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Old 11-10-2005, 04:31 AM
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I thought about interrupting the Smallville fiver with a Hallowe'en scene, but Derek registered a protest. Does anyone know the cure for a bat'leth in the spleen?
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Not really, no. Unless you're a Klingon, in which case you use the Ancillary Spleen until the other one heals.
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I thought about interrupting the Smallville fiver with a Hallowe'en scene, but Derek registered a protest. Does anyone know the cure for a bat'leth in the spleen?
Borg Nanoprobes. They've cured everything else, why not a bat'leth wound?
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I thought about interrupting the Smallville fiver with a Hallowe'en scene, but Derek registered a protest. Does anyone know the cure for a bat'leth in the spleen?
Pulaski's Chicken Soup.

Either that or quantum.
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Uh, no. Leola root stew. kthx :P
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Tachyons? It's always tachyons.
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Tachyons? :shock: Eeeewww, nasty.

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I must agree. That is darn funny.
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Tribble stew.
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Tribble stew.
The problem with tribble stew is you eat it and an hour later you're full again.
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No, an hour later your stomach explodes with tribbles.
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You think you're pretty damn clever, don't you?

Well, you are. Stop it.
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Either that, or write enough fivers to become a section he.. wait, never mind.
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Ooh! Ooh! I know this one, I know this one! Ahem. B-flat.


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Waiter! Waiter! There's a quantum in my soup!
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Waiter! Waiter! There's a quantum in my soup!
Worry about the tachyons in the bread, or the chronotons in you wine, my lad! The quantum pales into insignificance by comparison.
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I suppose you'll be quoting from the Dark Matter Shop sketch next...
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I can't believe I actually googled for "Dark Matter Shop."
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