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I'm having trouble wrapping my head around the concept of this list. However in the interests of jump-starting the thread:

6. It's a little known fact, but chili is allergic to dogs.

5. Porthos is really a Mexican dog and is violently offended by inauthentic Tex-Mexisms like chili.

4. Chili, when made properly using the finest red beans and purest cumin, contains minute amounts seutrosetricin, a rare substance known to cause an extreme susceptibility to being beaten up among among owners of dogs who eat it.

3. Beagle dogs have an ancient and little-understood tradition of using tomato products as war paint.

2. Malcolm will start trying to use "Porthos emissions" as a weapon.

And the number one reason:

1. The head of UPN has a violent dislike of chili and swears that if Porthos eats just one more bowl of it, he'll cancel "Enterprise."


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10. Star Trek: Smallville
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9. Star Trek: The Academy Years

8. Star Trek: Girls Gone Wild (A series where noone wears clothing)
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You did a good job, Scooter. :mrgreen:



7. Academy Hills 90210

6. Star Trek: Trip 'n' T'Pol :twisted:
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5: Amnesia Trek
4: Star Trek, the SAC members' cut
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3. Star Trek: General Hospital

2. The Young and the Trekless

and the number one Steamy Angst-Ridden Teen-Oriented Concepts for a New Star Trek series....

1. Lost Trek (also known as Star Trek Voyager: The Delta Return)

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9. Oz: The Federation Brig
8. 1.83 Metres Under
7. Sex and the Star Ship, starring Crusher as Carrie and Picard as Mr Big
6. T'Pol's Curb Your Logic
5. Federation's Next Top Model StarFleet Cadet
4. Angels in Earth
3. The Trippi G Show
2. Real Time with Bill Shatner
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10. Redshirt Survivor
9. Big Brother: Captain's Edition
8. Who Wants to Captain the Enterprise?
7. Federation Idol
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6) The Federations next top Captain
5) I'm in Starfleet, get me out of here!
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4. Greed (Smash hit on Ferenginar, bomb everywhere else)

3. Ear Factor (The only show ever to rate #1 on both Vulcan and Ferenginar)

2. Joe Morn Millionaire

Aaaand the #1 Trek Reality Show is:
1. The Weakest Link . . . hosted by Odo


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10. 5MV Chilli
9. 5MV Dog Collars
8. 5MV Hammers of THWAPPING
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7. 5MV cell phones
6. 5MV bottled water
5. 5MV collectors edition plates
4. 5MV personalized liscense plate covers
3. The 5MV board game
2. 5MV sunglasses

1. 5MV Zeke action figures with 47 "soon" catch phrases!

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10. Legolas/Mary-Sue Redshirt #47479
8. Cathie/Boromir Worf
7. Faramir/Eowyn Dr. Crusher
6. Eomer/Glorarwen Barclay

Hey! Look! My fanfiction! Read it to make this list makes sense!

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10. Data/Toaster :twisted: Toaster
9. Cathrine/Grissom (CSI) Picard
8. Grissom/Cathrine (CSI) Crusher
7. Gimli/Arwen (LOTR) Worf
6. Greg/Sara (CSI) Wesley and Jake and Mayweather
5. Arwen/Figwit (LOTR) Redshirt #47472
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4. Wesley - Self-Insertion Hero's Adventure

3. Picard - Action Hero - "Super-Hair! Someone stole all the earl grey tea-bags!"

2. Data - Enterprise/Voyager (The ships, not the show)
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4. 5MV personalized liscense plate covers
Ooo! And come to think of it, 5MV license plates would be even better...




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Ooo, like 5mvopoly?





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1. Harry Potter Wesley


Top Ten Fanfics Written by Trek characters :twisted:
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10. Janeway writes, "And then Chakotay walks into Seven's Quarters...naked."

9. Harry writes, "Janeway yells 'Fire at Will', then Tuvok smiles before pushing the button on the console."

8. Archer writes, "I am having a romantic evening with three beautilful women...". Captain Kirk adds later, "I walked in and beat Archer up, which he enjoyed for some odd reason, then took the women with me.
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