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Old 04-13-2005, 08:22 PM
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Q: Mr. Sulu, what is this device that you are being dour to?
A: Sulu: How about I just sit here and be dour?
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Old 04-13-2005, 08:43 PM
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Q: Mr. Sulu, what is this device that you are being dour to?
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Old 04-13-2005, 10:33 PM
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A: That's Venus, sir.
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Old 04-14-2005, 02:00 AM
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Old 04-14-2005, 02:10 AM
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Q: Um... the Holodeck exploded during a Pacific Ocean simulation, and now there's Holo-emiters everywhere, You can said it now...

A: Hamsters taste good!
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Old 04-14-2005, 02:31 AM
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Old 04-14-2005, 02:34 AM
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A: KillerGM like!
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Old 04-14-2005, 04:22 AM
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A. I can't do much damage with a blunt blade.
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Old 04-14-2005, 07:11 AM
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A: Journalism school.
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Old 04-15-2005, 07:19 AM
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A: ops:
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Old 04-15-2005, 10:32 PM
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A: It was, you know, like, okay.
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Old 04-16-2005, 12:28 AM
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Old 04-16-2005, 01:39 AM
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A: It's Janeway's fault.
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Old 04-16-2005, 03:53 AM
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Old 04-16-2005, 05:00 AM
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A: There are actually several spoons.
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Old 04-16-2005, 05:04 PM
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Q: Neo, how many spoons are there?

A: Quit focusing on the spoon and actually use it to eat the pie
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Old 04-16-2005, 05:28 PM
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A: do not look at me like that..I told you that the pie is too small
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Old 04-18-2005, 04:24 AM
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A: Near the Hobbit House.
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Old 04-18-2005, 03:23 PM
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A: When will you learn that T'Pol is the only hot female allowed on the ship
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Old 04-19-2005, 04:23 AM
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A: Because captains never get romance. EVER. Even when it would have made total sense. Even when it's P/C, Captain/Dr. ie, Crushard or Pisher. WAH.
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