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#4361
04-01-2005, 07:33 PM
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Q: How did the April Fool joke go?
A: April Fools
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#4362
04-02-2005, 12:19 AM
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Q: You will tell me the date today.
A: Well, you see, that's because I'm actually the quiet, manipulative, seemingly-harmless type of Sith who disguises himself as an account executive on some backwater planet, so no-one ever discovers whos manipulating stuff, because people like palpatine steal all the lime-light.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4363
04-02-2005, 12:48 AM
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Q: How come PHJ's on Sith Weekly's cover and you aren't even mentioned?
A: Bang.
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Screwing with the Crusader Kings name files: $0 Adding a few modern names: $0 Making a few obscure references: $0 Watching your brother freak out when he realized he just married his heir to "Remilie de Bourgogne": PRICELESS
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#4364
04-02-2005, 12:51 AM
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Q: So, what *did* the gun say to the man?
A: The Answer.....is...is.......42!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4365
04-02-2005, 10:03 AM
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Q: what do you get when you multiply six by nine?
A: yeah yeah I know....TO RULE THEM ALL
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#4366
04-02-2005, 10:30 AM
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Q: Have you heard about the One Telephone Directory--
A: No, and I don't want to. Leave me to my pie eating.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4367
04-02-2005, 12:04 PM
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Q: Want to buy this magical gold egg for 10 cents?
A: Jury duty.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4368
04-02-2005, 12:57 PM
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Q: What ya doing?
A: This is between me and the egg. Stay out of it.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4369
04-02-2005, 05:43 PM
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Q: Hey Valium.... Oh dear, looks like 42 Man is gonna have to save the egg
A: HARD-BOIL IT!
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#4370
04-02-2005, 06:05 PM
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Q. My detective story isn't working. What should I do?
A. I think they were spoiled when they put them in the can.
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#4371
04-04-2005, 12:19 AM
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Q: What happened to the eggs?
A: SOFT-BOIL IT!
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#4372
04-04-2005, 12:58 AM
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Q: What should I do with this chocolate egg?
A: That won't work; the sky is blue.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4373
04-04-2005, 01:52 AM
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Q: Let's go have a picnic under the green sky!
A: Um... FIRM-BOIL IT!
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#4374
04-04-2005, 04:14 AM
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Q: What should I ask the Eggman to do with your eggs, babe?
A: Can it get any firmer?
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#4375
04-04-2005, 10:06 AM
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Q: And so, as we reach Critical Firmness--
A: I've got to get away............
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4376
04-04-2005, 10:38 AM
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Q: Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! (etc...)
A: Er, that wasn't me
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#4377
04-04-2005, 01:55 PM
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Q: Someone farted
A: Why is everyone looking at me
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#4378
04-04-2005, 07:47 PM
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Q: Say your lines already...everyone is looking at you!
A: Just use the force...I mean, forks.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4379
04-06-2005, 01:04 AM
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Q: How should I eat this pasta?
A: Salad fork! Salad fork!
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#4380
04-06-2005, 01:06 AM
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Q: What should I use to stab Zuke?
A: I am a Killer Grand Master
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