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Old 07-13-2005, 05:04 PM
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Old 07-13-2005, 08:49 PM
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Q: What do you want with your pi?

A: Only a select few can use the Calculus
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Old 07-14-2005, 05:58 AM
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Q: Oh, what are your words of wisdom on higher math, oh wise one?


A: Six. For sure.
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Old 07-14-2005, 01:12 PM
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Q: What do you get if you devide 42 by 9?

A: Gobbledegook.
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Old 07-14-2005, 03:43 PM
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Q: And the number 5 rejected name for Google is ...


A: Quote Away!
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Old 07-15-2005, 06:50 PM
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A: No, no, no, no, no, NO!
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Old 07-16-2005, 04:03 AM
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Q: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, YES!


A: Quit arguing.
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Old 07-17-2005, 10:56 AM
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Q: What would be a good way to not be dork around guys I like "that way".


A: That's all fine, just don't do it while *they* are around.
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Old 07-17-2005, 10:39 PM
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Q: Can we call the aliens names?

A: SORRY! Your LIFE has too much RISK for us to insure your BATTLESHIP.
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Old 07-17-2005, 11:29 PM
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Q: The next game is, make a sentence with as many game names in it as possible.


A: Nil.
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Old 07-18-2005, 04:40 AM
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Q: So, how much money did you win in that stupid game I told you not to play?

A: That could be a new forum game....
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Old 07-18-2005, 11:10 AM
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Q: How about that "Blackmail" sketch, by Monty Python?
A: GAH! RUN AWAY!
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Old 07-18-2005, 02:23 PM
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A: Wait til you see the inside
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Old 07-18-2005, 07:32 PM
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Q: Isn't Bleachman ugly-looking on the exterior!
A: It was......uh.......TopHatKarl and errr.......JohnMan!
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Old 07-18-2005, 11:31 PM
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Q: Who beat up Opium?

A: I will KILL THEM!
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Old 07-19-2005, 01:30 AM
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Q: What if TopHatMan, John, Karl, and Bleachman decide to stand in your way?
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A: I must resort to finding... VISORCAT!
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Old 07-19-2005, 01:19 PM
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Q: Quote something from you signature...

A: We WILL get to vote... right?
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Q: So now, we will have a vote on international communism. Soon.
A: Mr. Jeff Q Superman is, at first glance, an ordinary citizen. But, whenever the world is threatened by broken bicycles or international communism, he becomes BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!
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