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Old 03-30-2006, 07:29 PM
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I don't suppose you have that 6MV front page archived anywhere for posterity, do you, Zeke?
I have the graphics, but not the actual page. One of these days I'll grab a copy of our old layout from the Internet Archive and recreate Zuke's takeover so new readers can see it. The takeover was quite thorough -- Zuke actually replaced "Five" and "5" with "Six" and "6" throughout the site. (He was a little careless about it and damaged some of my image files, such as the original Christmas site banner. It was very annoying.)
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Old 03-30-2006, 07:34 PM
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Was this before he was an eggplant? They can't type so well, you know.
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Zuke shall return, and we shall give him help!

*Wait... oh, no... it's the evil, sith counterpart to Yodck, Kcdoy! And, why is richardson's bangs reversed, and his frekkles the wrong way around.... Dum-dum dummmm......*
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Old 03-31-2006, 05:12 AM
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Was this before he was an eggplant?
I wouldn't know. Everything about Zuke that's not in those TJIs is strictly fanon. Oh, he's still out there -- it just suits his agenda to stay hidden for now.

(Zuke is not to be confused with the evil alternate me from Sleapers 4-6, who just happened to have the same name.)
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Old 03-31-2006, 07:19 AM
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Paraphrased:

"Say, Zeke, with all of those clones, how can you remember which is the real you?"
"Simple...I just write my name in my underwear!"

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Old 03-31-2006, 01:32 PM
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(Zuke is not to be confused with the evil alternate me from Sleapers 4-6, who just happened to have the same name.)
And of course, those counterparts weren't even seen, just mentioned.
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the link has already been jerked off the forum.)
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Take him in hand
:shock: :shock: :shock:
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the link has already been jerked off the forum.)
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Take him in hand
:shock: :shock: :shock:
I'm surprised you didn't spot:

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He's always had a firm grip on himself before
:roll: Oh, will the innuendo ever end!

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Old 03-31-2006, 07:52 PM
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Zuke is the evil-Zeke created from a botched cloning operation. If you read the old This Just Ins, you'll see his story unfold: Issue 13, Issue 19, and Issue 20. Issue 19 also came with a modified front page due to Zuke's takeover (or because it was April 1, depending on who you believe).

I don't suppose you have that 6MV front page archived anywhere for posterity, do you, Zeke?
Wow, I really should have remembered that. Whoops...
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Wow. I had to check in, just to laugh.

I like the new avatar. And the horrible double-entende-thingies.
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