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Old 03-30-2006, 02:28 AM
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As the Moderator of all inane forum games on Ninpocho I feel that it is only fair that I submit a game off of Ninpocho for all the games I've yoinked off here so here is: You know you're screwed when...

"This is a game called "You know you're screwed when..." where you talk about bad things that happened in your life where you basically thought "oh damn i'm screwed". The purpose is to give good ones >_> better than those who posted before you. Basially trying to see who got screwed over the most. Let me start...

You know you're screwed when you've got a 2 papers to hand in and your laptop crashes, destroying all anime, schoolwork, games and movies...


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Old 03-30-2006, 04:10 AM
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Old 03-30-2006, 01:58 PM
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((I think he meant things that have actually happened to *you*.))

You know you're screwed when you come back from a months' illness to find that your very first lecture is a surprise test on everything you have studied in the last 3 weeks...
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Old 03-30-2006, 07:46 PM
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Off topic for a moment, sig images (apart from Seko, of course) aren't allowed anymore, especially flashy jumpy ones. I expect Zeke would tell you himself, but he's been banned, you know.

Anyway, you know you're screwed when... um... actually, I can't think of anything right now that isn't horribly depressing.


Actually, I think that one works.
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Old 03-30-2006, 09:14 PM
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Well, uh...*looks around*...I do have something that's, well, honestly, NASTY. I'm including it here in grey color, but seriously, if you're the sqeamish type, DON'T READ IT. If you still wanna know, highlight the next few lines...

You know you're screwed when you wake up after dental reconstruction surgery and projectile-vomit blood. Twice.

If you've read it - believe me, I'd rather go without that story.

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This personally wasn't me, but I was there...

"You know you're screwed when you're hanging out of your History classroom window yelling, "Democracy or Dictatorship? Potatoes, potatoes, potatoes!!!! IRISH STEW!" and your Irish History teacher comes walking through the door, and arches The Brow Of Doom."

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Old 03-31-2006, 01:28 PM
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You know you're screwed when you accidentally link to hentai and have to ban yourself.

Oh, and when women eat your soul.
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You know you're screwed when the sample you've expended a lot of time and effort to prepare and purge develops a mysterious green precipitate.

Scientific research provides an endless abundance of anecdotes, but they can all be covered under this blanket statement:

You know you're screwed if you're a grad student.

(Why yes, I do spend too much time reading http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/comics.php)
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...That says it all, really.
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Oh, and when women eat your soul.
...Aww, shucks. And I was all ready to tie you down and let Ash feast upon your living essence.


(If you're going to go at it, then you might as well go at it full tilt, I always say.)
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You know you're screwed when you blend real life and fiction so much around yourself you're unsure what's real and what isn't any more...
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You know you're screwed when your dad calls you specifically to have you guess which TNG episode is on by giving you three lines of dialog...and then you get it right...multiple times... ops:
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Old 04-02-2006, 12:52 PM
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You know you're screwed when you read about such feats of nerdliess and you can't help but wish that you could do something similar. ops:
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You know you're screwed when you pick up a mysteriously bulging carton of orange juice...

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PS. ...and it blows up in your face, leaving you decidedly orange and sticky for the rest of your shift :shock:
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You know you're screwed when you see a large black shape on the horizon...
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