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Did you know that 'quite' and 'quit' look rather similar? Why are we doing this funny thing?

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Octahedrons don't quite have nine sides to them.

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Taffy could, in theory, be shaped into octohedrons.

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Old 03-27-2006, 10:08 AM
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taffy is the most evil stuff that can touch the nerves in your teeth

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Goofy was...goofy.

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Goofines is often rampant in the chat.

(The idea is to relate the last two random wqords somehow. For example, for your post, you could say that Goofy gets on your nerves or some such thing.)

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Old 03-27-2006, 11:07 PM
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Snorting cocaine is bad, 'mkay?

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Snorting Balthorium-G would be bad for your health.

Nope. You had to relate snort to rampant.
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Old 03-28-2006, 12:09 AM
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*Not* snorting Balthorium-G wld be a good idea.

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Do siltheen snort things?

If they do I'm sure they snort...

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Neon is not good for snorting, like Balthorium-G

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Well Stratford is to do with Shakespeare and he wrote plays with a

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The prophecies from the Orb could be written down with a quill pen from Stratford.


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The Quill pen is mightier than the Orb of Prophecy and Change

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If an elderly person saw a vision via the Orb of Prophesy and Change, they could suffer a heart attack and flatline.

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You may think work is easy, but then you flatline and you're singing with the angels.

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3rd edit: Nevermind, I got this. *rubs hands together*

It's always easy to pass a quote off as exact without actually looking it up.


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World War Two was not satisfactory for the peanut-eating elephants who live on a flat line of elderly ladies near the Orb of Prophecy and Change.

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If this were WW2, I would be put in a half-nelson for attempting to beat Valium's use of dis-associated words.

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