The Monkey's Paw Game

[e of pi]

They don't. Instead, they slap Zeke. Better stop.

I wish luck would be a lady tonight. Luck if you've ever been a lady in the first place, luck be a lady tonight.

[Xeroc]

Luck is, but she goes out with someone else.


I wish people would quit wishing for intangible things.

[Chancellor Valium]

Originally Posted by Xeroc

Luck is, but she goes out with someone else.


I wish people would quit wishing for intangible things.

They do. Now the all wish for crates of tangerines to fall on you.

I wish that the Jedi would stop being so stupid...

[Xeroc]

They do, but then they get smart to your plan of galaxial domination!


I wish I ruled the world!

[e of pi]

You do! But only in Alternate Universe #09u82947102947474747474

[Xeroc]

Your wish is granted! *whispering wind* Oh, right, no wish.


I wish that I had an alternatate universe transporter.

[e of pi]

You do! Direct to universe #103852044u5t4owep4tje, where the Borg rule!

Eviiiiil!

[Xeroc]

Um, that's still not a wish.


I wish that I ruled the Borg, then.

[Chancellor Valium]

You do. You're no longer you.

I wish people would stop laughing when I tell them I'm utterly mad...

[Xeroc]

They do, but now they lock you up in white rooms with lots of padding, and no windows or doors.


I wish I had the most powerful computer in the universe!

[Chancellor Valium]

You do - your brain, numbnut! (:P)

I wish I could find a decent recording of "Ja-Da"...

[Xeroc]

You do, but it's not for sale.


I wish I could move things with my mind.

[Chancellor Valium]

Originally Posted by Xeroc

You do, but it's not for sale.


I wish I could move things with my mind.

You can - numbers.

I wish Glen Miller had done more songs...

[Xeroc]

Yeah, but they're all crappy rip-offs now.


I wish people wouldn't call me at 2:00 am.

[NeoMatrix]

Now they call you at 3am

I wish my wife would join our insane madness here

[Chancellor Valium]

She does, and turns out to find it all completely offensive, and ruins the fun for everyone, including you. This hten leads to the breakdown of your marriage and then your life. You die bitter and alone. Here endeth the lesson.

[Xeroc]

You now have exactly what you wished for! Nothing!


I wish there weren't so many steps in this dang building.

[Chancellor Valium]

There aren't. Unfortunately, you forget this tomorrow morning stepping out of the door on the sixty-sixth floor, and fall to your death on the spikes in the basement.


I wish that the name "Errol" would disappear from creation.

[Xeroc]

It does, but it takes a few flavors of pie and a couple of small countries with it.


I wish... I wish... I wish I could think of a wish.

[Chancellor Valium]

You can, but it's all you can think of...and it's this: "Vo do de o, Vo do do de o do!"

I wish it weren't so difficult to decide on a wish.