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06-01-2007, 04:04 PM
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Vital Question
How many roads must a man walk down?
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06-01-2007, 05:52 PM
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None. A man has walked them all before.
Gatac
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06-01-2007, 08:02 PM
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Well, technically none. He could always run, skip, tiptoe, crawl, drive, skateboard, rollerblade, get dragged via rope by Maddog Tannen, whatever.
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06-01-2007, 09:16 PM
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42.
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06-01-2007, 09:35 PM
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I was trying to avoid the obvious fanwankery answer.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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06-01-2007, 09:38 PM
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Your post and sig make a weird combination.
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06-02-2007, 12:26 AM
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Homer: Seven.
Lisa: No, dad, it's a rhetorical question. Homer: OK, eight.
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06-02-2007, 01:29 AM
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The usage of 42 in my sig predates this thread by awhile. What, I'm supposed to change it so it doesn't conflict with my post? Oooookkkkaaaayyy....
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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06-02-2007, 06:46 AM
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None. If he tries he doesn't have to go anywhere. But if he wants to, we have cars and buses and things.
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06-08-2007, 11:33 PM
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What if the road is placed in the box, flattening the cat, and the box is then re-sealed?
(in other news: Ha! Eat that, you glorified photocopier! :P )
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06-09-2007, 06:13 AM
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Who nose?
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06-09-2007, 11:58 AM
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Mudshark, your post made me giggle because it contains a nigh-invisible juxtaposition joke when combined with Val's. Let's see if anybody else can figure it out. Hint: That's right!
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06-09-2007, 08:20 PM
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I'm trying to remember what my six year old niece said when my brother asked her that... it was a surprisingly good answer than i had never heard before, but i can't think of it now... oh well.
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06-09-2007, 08:28 PM
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Was it 42?
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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06-10-2007, 03:39 PM
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I've always liked Rick Berman's joke that 47 is 42 adjusted for inflation.
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06-10-2007, 07:38 PM
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That sounds about right.
I won't explain Mudshark's hidden joke because it really is stupid.
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06-10-2007, 10:06 PM
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I don't get it, but I think the real question is: Who is 'Val'?
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06-11-2007, 01:02 AM
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What, you don't like "Val?"
Chancellor Valium: What if the road is placed in the box, flattening the cat, and the box is then re-sealed? mudshark: Who nose? A cat and a nose. Meowth (of Pokemon fame) points out every so often that the animator forgot to draw him with a nose. Incredibly obscure, incredibly random. You really didn't want to know.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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06-11-2007, 02:31 AM
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Or it could just be that the catbox smells bad.
Val = Prince Valiant.
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