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Old 10-24-2004, 04:49 AM
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Q: Would you like some Fried Quebec Potato Sticks?



A: So much glitter!
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A: Remember, BBCode is ON.
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Old 10-24-2004, 04:52 AM
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A: This is not happening.
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Old 10-24-2004, 05:00 AM
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Old 10-24-2004, 07:22 AM
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Old 10-24-2004, 10:28 AM
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A: It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.
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Old 10-24-2004, 06:02 PM
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Q: Don't Cry! :cry:


A: Don't you need a * in there somewhere?
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Old 10-24-2004, 07:30 PM
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Old 10-24-2004, 10:15 PM
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Old 10-25-2004, 02:37 AM
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A: These are not the fivers you're looking for...
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Old 10-25-2004, 03:02 AM
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Old 10-25-2004, 03:21 AM
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A: Uhhh... hey! look! A distraction! *runs off*
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Old 10-25-2004, 04:37 AM
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Old 10-25-2004, 05:33 AM
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Old 10-25-2004, 08:31 AM
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Q: Did you know that I had a dream about The Shining last night? Jack Nicholson was running around with a poison pen letter that scared Shelley Duvall because Jack's grammer was so bad and the little boy was riding his big wheel tricyle and I really wanted to ride it but he wouldn't let me!


A: If I go with the more likely situation, perhaps.
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Old 10-25-2004, 05:10 PM
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Q: If you had a choice between alone with Chakotay on a shuttle or falling in love with an redshirt, would you choose one to safe your life?

A: The captain has decided to have a contests among redshirts. The winner will be promoted, then sent on an away mission with Chakotay.
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Old 10-25-2004, 10:04 PM
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Old 10-25-2004, 10:23 PM
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Q: Hey, do you have a permit for those redshirts?


A: Well it all started on a dark and stormy night...*ominous music*...
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