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Old 01-10-2004, 03:23 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: There are 30 stores and a dazed and confused man walking around in a top hat...isnt that a mall?




A:It was...interesting, to say the most.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 01-10-2004, 06:42 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did you think of the speech given by that man in the top hat accompanied by a curious little monkey?

A: He yelled out for George[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 01-10-2004, 11:57 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did the confused, dazed, mall-walking man in the top hat do when he say a book called "Curious George"?



A: That funny old confused dazed mall-walking man in the top hat![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 01-11-2004, 04:43 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] How is Chakotay credited in the DVDs?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like 17 is back in the game.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 01-11-2004, 04:55 AM
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A: Tequila![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 01-11-2004, 05:22 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What does the confused, dazed, mall-walking man in the top hat drink after a long day in the mall looking for his pet monkey?

A: Uh Oh, looks like the man in the top hat met 17 on the second floor of the mall. I see love in the air.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 01-11-2004, 05:33 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: A girl with a big "17" on her shirt has backed an confused, dazed man in a tophat who likes to wonder the mall into a corner and is explaining the difference between a "mini-bar" and a "minbari" to him!


A: Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a dazed, confused man in a tophat wondering malls.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why am I dreaming about malls and top hats?

A: Samwise and Samdumb were seperated at birth[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 01-11-2004, 05:43 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the connection between "Stuck on You" and "Lord of the Rings"?



A: Dazed. Confused. Walks around malls in a top hat.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 01-11-2004, 05:48 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What would you do if I spun you around really fast in the mall and put a top hat on your head?

A: I told him to stay away from the Toy Store[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 01-11-2004, 05:51 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why is that strange man who dazed and confused and wears a top hat riding a tricycle.



A: Because he's wearing a tophat, and therefore be may be important even if he is dazed and confused and walks around malls.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 01-11-2004, 05:58 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why can't we kick him out of the mall?

A: He opened a store in the mall and sold Top Hats. A made alot of money and became a millionare.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 01-11-2004, 08:12 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did the dazed, confused man who wandered mall do after he got sick of his collection of top hats?


A: That's okay, it just fell off a top hat worn by a man who used to wander malls in a dazed and confused manner until he started selling hats.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 01-11-2004, 08:16 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you know your tongue just fell out after saying that long sentence?

A: Oh, you forgot to mention he is wearing YELLOW![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 01-11-2004, 08:35 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So the guy is dazed and confused, about 5 foot 9, 180 pounds, he wears a top hat, and he likes to wander and walk around malls. His mother was a doctor, his father a lawyer. He has been married once, but that ended when Britney Spears divorced him. His favorite movie are horror and romantic comedies. He is currently working in a top-hat store.


A: As a top-hat salesman, yes; before, no.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 01-11-2004, 09:04 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did the guy with the long introduction and the funny looking top hat ever date?

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Old 01-11-2004, 11:31 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's this about some day about a year ago, when some strange guy I've never heard of, wandered around some mall I've never been in, for the first time?

A: This obsession is more annoying then all the previous ones combined![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: cat, what do you think about this "man in a top hat in a mall" nonsense?


A: "Um . . . er . . . . . I, uh, whacked a guy with a leg off a folding chair once."[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So, NAH, it's common knowledge 17 is evil, and I'm going to kill Nic soon for, eh, undisclosed reasons, what about you? Have you ever killed someone?

A: Now who the frell are [iost_uid0]you[/iost_uid0]?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Don't talk about my husband walking in the mall with a top hat like that, you will hurt his feelings.

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