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Old 08-03-2004, 08:51 AM
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Q: I am a student of theatre.


A: Is that a movie or something?
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:26 AM
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Q: Have you seen that anvil that's about to fall on your head?

A: Hehe. Now that you mention it... NO!
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Old 08-03-2004, 02:38 PM
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Q: It looks kinda like you have Oreos in your avatar, doesn't it? ARE those Oreos?



A: They don't have any? Curse you B.Dalton! :x
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Old 08-05-2004, 02:18 PM
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Q: All the red opal fruits are gone, so no one has any.

A: It *IS* opal fruits, I say. Starbursts just isn't the same!
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Old 08-05-2004, 11:11 PM
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Old 08-06-2004, 01:00 AM
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Q: What's the "So You Think Alien Nazi's Is A Stupid Idea" complaint line?




A: Snape would like it, I'm sure.
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Old 08-06-2004, 01:30 AM
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Q: What do you think of my HP fanfic where Harry gets expelled and Snape gets the dark arts position?




A: Er... I'll get back to you on that.
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Old 08-06-2004, 04:06 AM
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Q: What did Snape say when Trelwaney asked him out?


A: Erm, no, I'm busy now, but tomorow would be great.
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Old 08-06-2004, 04:14 AM
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Q: Hey, I need your help in taking over the world.

A: The Door in the Floor
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Old 08-06-2004, 08:23 AM
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Q: Where do you think I can find good supplies for canning my fruits to store in my cellar?


A: But Snape is cute in a sort of middle-aged creepy way!
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Old 08-06-2004, 05:15 PM
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Q: I don't think it is a good idea for you to date Snape.

A: I hope that the last of the marriage advice you give me
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Old 08-06-2004, 05:51 PM
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Q: Well,I think you should make her into a nice creamy smoothie!

A: "Leave the newspaper and a box of pizza rolls on my desk by nine,or you're fired!"
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Old 08-07-2004, 04:49 AM
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Q: What is the new command the Borg give ships they encounter?

A: I think the Borg are trying to get the internet hooked up to all their ships, but they are having a hard time finding someone to install it for them.
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Old 08-07-2004, 05:37 AM
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Q: Why did the Borg just command me to send over Wesley Crusher?



A: No, I doubt Snape could ever between Crusher and Picard.
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Old 08-09-2004, 04:19 PM
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Q: Do you think Snape will be able to find a way to break up this Picard/Crusher 'ship?

A: Doing that will bring chaos to the universe. On second thought, I think it's a great idea. Make it so!
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Old 08-09-2004, 06:45 PM
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Q: Captain Picard, do you think I should allow this borg to assimilate Q?


A: If Janeway said so, it must be true!
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Old 08-09-2004, 06:59 PM
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Old 08-09-2004, 08:18 PM
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Q: What about I pair you up with, oh let's see, Alexia?

A: Now I wonder what Nan's mother needs a shotgun for, just because Sa'ar is sleeping over. :roll:
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Old 08-09-2004, 08:36 PM
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Q: What about I pair you up with, oh let's see, Alexia?
:P Thanks. :roll: What? You thought I wouldn't see? :lol:

**THWAPS CAT WITH FRESHLY SHARPENED BAT'LETH**

Much better... :wink:

Q: Nan's mum bought this ENORMOUS shotgun the other day.

A: Funny cat. I laughed all that way to the big shiney Bat'eth.
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Old 08-09-2004, 09:29 PM
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Q: So what did you think of Oddity?

A: But... But... I didn't do it! It wasn't me! I'm all innocent!

Alexia: Good thing it's not a bat'leth then, right? :roll:
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