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Old 06-09-2004, 05:38 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you think we could do to annoy the members of this forum to no end?


A: No! For the love of God no! NO![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-09-2004, 07:08 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I think I want to re-make The Birdcage, but this time starring TopHatMan and John.



A: Orlando Bloom. Johnny Depp. Orlando Bloom. Johnny Depp.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-09-2004, 09:26 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What would Opium's Dream Tennis Match sound like?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Eek.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-09-2004, 10:17 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Sean Bean may be stariring in a new movie where he's the romantic lead opposite Robin Williams.


A: That was a really strange comment, you know that?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-10-2004, 12:45 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you on drugs, Opium? That last comment sounded weird.

A: I have the answer. Now where did I put it again. Arg, I keep misplacing the answer.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-10-2004, 02:28 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, wheres the answer?


A: Thats not even a question![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-10-2004, 06:43 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey, I've got a silly question. "Skinnamarinky dinky-dink, skinnamarinky-doooo!"

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Ow. That hurt.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-10-2004, 02:53 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: If you're going to try to thwap someone with a humongous space station, you really ought to make sure you actually HIT the person so it doesn't swing around and thwap [bost_uid0]you[/bost_uid0] like it just did...


A: But I might be gone until next Tuesday![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-10-2004, 03:51 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain Kirk, I know you are about to go on this dangerous mission, but I would like to inform you of that there are some hot alien women on their way to meet you.

A: Oh, I forgot I left the coffee pot on in my ready room.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-10-2004, 08:32 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Captain Janeway, what's that smell?



A. Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-10-2004, 09:09 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Thank you for choosing Enterprise Dining. Please state the beverage you like, brand, and the temperature. You have been identified as Captain Picard.

A: Our scans did not pick you up.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-10-2004, 10:03 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: O'Brien, did you see that big ship with the name "Doom" on it?


A: Everyone's a Captain Kirk.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-10-2004, 10:12 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey baby, lets take a walk on the wild side

A: I heard Tom has been in the holodeck playing Halo 3D all day long.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-10-2004, 10:17 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So anyways, then Tom and I won the Mars 500...



A: If you think it's that way, then just do it![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-10-2004, 10:25 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I believe the way out is over here past this dangerous animal that wants to eat me.

A: What a waste, another redshirt gone[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-10-2004, 10:29 PM
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Old 06-10-2004, 10:33 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you catch the name of that dying redshirt?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Captain, Ensign Ihavenoname has been killed, there are only 2 redshirts left! what should I do?

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Old 06-11-2004, 12:27 AM
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A: May I choose another...PLEASE![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-11-2004, 07:56 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain, after drawing for partners in tonight's square dance competition, you get John. Congrats. *snickers*

A: That will be the last snicker you will ever do.[/colorost_uid0]
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