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Old 10-25-2003, 01:01 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you think of my new design for the Vorlon ships?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a--[bost_uid0]*CRASH*[/bost_uid0]



[And thus NAH proves Cat's point.][/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-25-2003, 01:53 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Say 17, what's that fuzzy white-on-blue text say?

A: Save your lives from pain and misery at the House of the Thwapping Baguette.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-25-2003, 02:45 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey, NAH-- help me think of a slogan for my new slaughterhouse, will you?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] y ic. O c r . L li a aug e.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-25-2003, 04:09 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is that a cryptic, obscure bakery item? I told you you couldnt fool me!


A: Overworked. Underpaid. Looks an irate English professor...oh, maybe it IS an irate underpaid overworked English professor.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-25-2003, 07:28 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Opium, could you describe the object shoved deep in Cat's closet?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] :snores: :turns over: Delenn... Delenn... :turns over:
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Old 10-25-2003, 09:36 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: [wispering]Ok people, now she's asleep, we can easily steal her bag-- Oops, I think she's waking up.[/wispering]

A: Birthday. Not mine.

[quoteost_uid0]I knew that. Silly me. v_v[/quoteost_uid0]
You did? I wouldn't have.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Wearing a party hat? What for?

A: She's just being cryptic and obscure. I think she accidentally thwapped herself silly while practicing with her baguette again.


(I wouldn't have either, but last semester I read an excerpt from a British lady's book about living in Japan that included the word.)[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why is this thread all about 17 lately? Where is she anyway?

A: A clock and a mouse, but neither one is real.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-25-2003, 05:39 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What on earth were those objects that I saw in orbit through my telescope?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: 'This Is A Really Silly Name For An Episode Of Star Trek'[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Have you seen how lazy the Star Trek writers have gotten? The next episode of Enterprise is titled...



A: I dont think I understand. Say it again within the context of a 30-second Monty Python skit.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-26-2003, 09:55 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: It's like a Spanish Inquisition...ya know?

A: Cryptic....Obscure. Its could be bigger than a bread box, but then again, I just don't know.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-26-2003, 10:47 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How would you describe John Sheridan's ego?


A: Death will come swift to that person. Or at least some heavy taxes.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-27-2003, 12:16 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: So, let's say I have a...'friend' who actually thinks Jonas is quite a good character - what do you think would happen to them?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Hmmm...cheesy.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Double Gloucester?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baby octopus.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-27-2003, 02:12 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Okay, what's this stuff on top of my sushi, again?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a walking talking shiny purple shower curtain prop.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-27-2003, 03:52 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Huh? What?


A: Pie. Pudding. Johnny Depp. John Sheridan. LOTR. POTR. And now this.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Cryptic? Obscure? Ha! Minbar is more like a crusty bread product! And that John Sheridan is really...


A:This post is not intended to insult or harm any pride of any planet, race, or food product.[/colorost_uid0]
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A: Isometric. Unconventional. Looks a B-movie set.[/colorost_uid0]
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