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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you think of my new design for the Vorlon ships?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a--[bost_uid0]*CRASH*[/bost_uid0] [And thus NAH proves Cat's point.][/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Say 17, what's that fuzzy white-on-blue text say?
A: Save your lives from pain and misery at the House of the Thwapping Baguette.[/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey, NAH-- help me think of a slogan for my new slaughterhouse, will you?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] y ic. O c r . L li a aug e.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is that a cryptic, obscure bakery item? I told you you couldnt fool me!
A: Overworked. Underpaid. Looks an irate English professor...oh, maybe it IS an irate underpaid overworked English professor.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Opium, could you describe the object shoved deep in Cat's closet?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] :snores: :turns over: Delenn... Delenn... :turns over: :snores:[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: [wispering]Ok people, now she's asleep, we can easily steal her bag-- Oops, I think she's waking up.[/wispering]
A: Birthday. Not mine. [quoteost_uid0]I knew that. Silly me. v_v[/quoteost_uid0] You did? I wouldn't have.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Wearing a party hat? What for?
A: She's just being cryptic and obscure. I think she accidentally thwapped herself silly while practicing with her baguette again. (I wouldn't have either, but last semester I read an excerpt from a British lady's book about living in Japan that included the word.)[/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why is this thread all about 17 lately? Where is she anyway?
A: A clock and a mouse, but neither one is real.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What on earth were those objects that I saw in orbit through my telescope?
[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: 'This Is A Really Silly Name For An Episode Of Star Trek'[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Have you seen how lazy the Star Trek writers have gotten? The next episode of Enterprise is titled...
A: I dont think I understand. Say it again within the context of a 30-second Monty Python skit.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: It's like a Spanish Inquisition...ya know?
A: Cryptic....Obscure. Its could be bigger than a bread box, but then again, I just don't know.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How would you describe John Sheridan's ego?
A: Death will come swift to that person. Or at least some heavy taxes.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: So, let's say I have a...'friend' who actually thinks Jonas is quite a good character - what do you think would happen to them?
[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Hmmm...cheesy.[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Double Gloucester?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baby octopus.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Okay, what's this stuff on top of my sushi, again?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a walking talking shiny purple shower curtain prop.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Huh? What?
A: Pie. Pudding. Johnny Depp. John Sheridan. LOTR. POTR. And now this.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Cryptic. Obscure. Looks....
A: That was so last page[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Cryptic? Obscure? Ha! Minbar is more like a crusty bread product! And that John Sheridan is really...
A:This post is not intended to insult or harm any pride of any planet, race, or food product.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I need a new signature. Any suggestions?
A: I didn't feel like it.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Wanna play "Save John Sheridan from the Crazy Forumgoers?"
A: Isometric. Unconventional. Looks a B-movie set.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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