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04-13-2007, 10:21 AM
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04-13-2007, 11:14 AM
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*stares blankly*
Um, yeah... *backs away slowly*
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04-13-2007, 12:00 PM
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http://www.stupid.com/index.html
I particularly like their candy sushi. Pity they only ship in the USA.
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04-13-2007, 12:12 PM
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I don't know if this has ever been pointed out here, but there's a guy who essentially does five-minute video parodies of Yu-gi-oh that he calls Yu-gi-oh the Abridged Series. I've never read or watched or whatevered Yugioh, but I've found these to be hilarious. http://jentsproductions.com/littlekuriboh/
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04-13-2007, 12:29 PM
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Has anyone else seen the (various) 404 page(s) for livejournal? They're quite good for wasting about 2 minutes...
The Surrealist I found after the dungeon fad on LJ. It's good for wasting time. I particularly like This 
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04-13-2007, 03:50 PM
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I concur on Yu-gi-oh: The Abridged Series. Thanks for the download link, as well, I thought they were just on Youtube. Oh, and I HAVE seen Yu-gi-oh (boy, have I ever...), and I've played the card game (ditto), and they are even funnier when you get the references.
Z, for all I know you made a reference and I tracked down the link. Or whatever. When you're online everything starts to blur together. That doesn't dispute the fact that it's a great webcomic. Is the goat-people thing from Strange Candy? I did searches on Yahoo and Google, and basically when you enter "turns into goat people," it spits back all of the signatures from this forum and nothing else.
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04-13-2007, 08:44 PM
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The chronicles of Chad Vader are surprisingly funny.
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04-14-2007, 01:23 AM
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I'm (not) going to assume everyone has seen the PG-rated cut of 300.
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04-14-2007, 01:35 AM
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The LJ Dungeon is quite entertaining!
You have died in the Dungeon of Commodore Zeke! I killed Gatac and Nahtmmm, but I was killed in a cold laboratory by Catalina Marina the cockatrice. Amongst many things I had a Sword of Megaman, and a figurine of AKA Arzosah.
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04-14-2007, 07:40 AM
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Urban Dictionary, of course, is an indispensable resource. It has taught me such perfectly Zeke-descriptive terms as "email paralysis" and "spockmate." But if I'd had any doubts about the value of the site, they were erased today. I looked up "stupid," "lucky," "fraud," and "homer" -- and in each case, someone had submitted the definitions shown in the classic Simpsons episode "Homer Defined." For instance:
fraud (n) 1. Imposter. 2. Fake. 3. Homer Simpson. You have to page way back for the "stupid" one, but it's there. I love the internet. Quote:
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04-15-2007, 04:45 AM
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Arsozah? You linked the impossible quiz. I hate you now.
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04-13-2007, 08:41 PM
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http://www.acm.uiuc.edu/errors/404.html
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02-04-2021, 04:21 AM
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Ceave Gaming strikes again.
This time he tackles seemingly impossible Mario Maker levels by exploiting little-known mechanics. I don't consider tricks like this fair. Far too many Mario Maker levels rely on graduate-school levels of knowledge in Mario physics. This stuff should be exclusive to speedruns, not quirky fanlevels.
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02-04-2021, 04:26 AM
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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02-05-2021, 02:33 AM
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The Millennial Mixtape
A YouTube playlist of turn of the century music. I don't like all of these songs, but I do like a significant fraction of them. Generally when asked my favorite genre of music I default to "turn of the century alternative", but is there a more official term for this kind of stuff?
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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02-06-2021, 02:37 AM
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Christopher Plummer died.
Okay, what's your favorite Plummer role? The Sound of Music and Star Trek VI don't count, I want some variety. He was good in National Treasure. It's not one of his more well-known roles, but I liked him in Must Love Dogs.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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02-15-2021, 01:48 AM
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03-02-2021, 05:48 AM
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my will quinn commission based on the robert holmes doctor from doctor who inspired by paul hanley's design.
Daily bunny no.1309 is of a different time
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03-04-2021, 01:38 AM
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Channel Awesome presents an idea for Back to the Future IV.
I'm not sure of how much I like it, but it's at least interesting to consider.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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03-08-2021, 01:25 AM
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After over twenty years I thought that I knew all of the secrets in Ocarina of Time, but I guess not. I just learned a few new ones from this video.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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