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[Scooter]

[quoteost_uid0="catalina_marina"][color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]My only rule in this list is they had to appear in more than one episode and then never returned.[/quoteost_uid0]
How does Crusher apply to that, exactly?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Um...Didn't you know that Season 1 Crusher (red hair) is a clone of Season 3 Crusher (auburn hair)?[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]The Vulcan Science Directorate has proven that time travel is impossible. Now if it were the other way around, I might believe you.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Admiral Janeway?
Tuvix? Well, only one episode
That vulcan Torres had fights with (He was on for many episodes)
Seska Opps, didnt look at the list
Spock died in the movies, but came back a different man in a way[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]In case anyone is wondering, the current list to be done is:
Top Ten Characters John would date on a Trek series[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Just who the heck is John, exactly?[/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Excellent question. Try here.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]John Sheridan, from Babylon 5. Don't you read [iost_uid0]Answer --> Question game[/iost_uid0], [iost_uid0]Word Association[/iost_uid0], [iost_uid0]One by one story[/iost_uid0], or [iost_uid0]Group Adaptive Story[/iost_uid0]? [/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Not to speak of 17's sig, of course.

Oh dear. Considering what I see in the one-by-one story, I shudder to think what must be happening in the Group Adaptive.

::shudder::

Or maybe she really just meant this Jon.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I depends. Does he die every strip?[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Characters John would date on a Trek series


10. John Wayne: Janeway (closest to Katherine Hepburn)
9. Elton John: Harry (also gets an accompanist)
8. John Goodman: Salt Vampire (reminds him of Roseanne)
7. John de Lancie: Hey, John Wayne took mine!
 Wayne: You got a problem with that ... pilgrim?
 de Lancie: No sir, not at all. Sorry to trouble you. Um, since I only interact with Captains or first officers,
   I guess I'll take ... Madge Sinclair from Star Trek IV? Geez, what a selection. (Sigh.)
6. Olivia Newton-John: Julian (Let's get a [iost_uid0]physical, physical...[/iost_uid0] [sorry, sorry])
5. John Stamos: (He's happy with who he's got, thank you)
4. John Travolta: Ezri Dax (she's seen [iost_uid0]all[/iost_uid0] his movies)
3. John Malkovich: Seska (he's such a masochist)
2. John Edward: Spock (he [iost_uid0]does[/iost_uid0] have a common frame of reference)

... and the Number One Character John would date on a Trek series:

1. Jon Arbuckle from Garfield: Anybody! Please! ... Hello?


(sorry this one is extra-silly, I'll do better next time )


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Top Ten Childhood Memories of Trek Characters[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Childhood Memories of Trek Characters

10. Janeway: She was just walking outside when a stranger offered her a cup of coffee. First one was free.
9. Picard: Some meanies shaved his hair because he had a weird accent.
8. Sisko: Some of his friends suddenly called themselves "prophets" and told him to do stuff.
7. Kirk: A girl tore his shirt when he tried to pick her up.
6. Archer: He got beaten up because... Well, just because.
5. Q: He caused the Big Bang as his science fair project.
4. Quark: He got arrested on his first sale.
3. Trip: He had nightmares about getting pregnant.
2. B'Elanna: She got sued for biting her first love on their very first date.
1. Reed: He blew up his nursery school.

Next: Top Ten Favourite Pets Of Trek Characters.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Top Ten Favourite Pets Of Trek Characters.[/quoteost_uid0]

10: Quark: His Ferenginar Sucking Toad. Displays all the toadying qualities of a good lackey without any of Rom's pesky independence.
9: Picard: His pet rock, the only creature in the galaxy with less hair than him.
8: LaForge: Deadeye, his seeing-eye dog. Sadly, Deadeye lost his sight in a freak frisbee incident near the warp core, leading to some rather obvious jokes about his relationship with Geordi.
7: Chekov: the family of birds that nested in his hair.
6: Uhura: Her pet parrot. Died tragically in a freak airlock incident shortly after a redshirt taught it to say "Hailing frequencies open."
5: Worf: Presented with a tribble as a joke. It managed to find the gagh and reproduce before being taken out by the mek'leth cannon. Tenth-generation descendents can still be found in the more remote areas of his cabin.
4: Yar: Her pet mayfly. Despite having a lifespan measure in hours, it outlived her by a considerable margin.
3: Kirk: His pet Risian rabbit, the randiest creature in the galaxy. Died of shame a week after Kirk acquired it.
2: Spock: The Enterprise computer.
1: Travis: Dupe, his clone, born of one of Phlox's menagerie and some spit. Travis has actually been on vacation since Similitude while Dupe pilots the ship, but nobody's noticed yet.

Top Ten Signs That Star Trek Writers Have Tapped Out Their Creativity After Five Series[/colorost_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[quoteost_uid0="Scooter"][color=#000000ost_uid0]10. John Wayne: Janeway (closest to Katherine Hepburn)[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]*Has the sudden urge to watch "Rooster Cogbern and the Lady"* [/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0](actually I ment John, the John we keep killing in one-by-one, GAS, etc, but your list was funny, so it doesnt matter)

Top Ten Signs That Star Trek Writers Have Tapped Out Their Creativity After Five Series

10. They send a ship to the other side of the Galaxy, stuck working with the Maquis,...oh wait, that was Voyager
9. Trip gets pregnant...no, um...I mean...
8. Trip and T'Pol have sex...no wait
7. Hoshi discovers how to talk to Porthos, King of the Universe.
6. They bring Ferngi in
5. Mayweather saves the day
4. Hoshi get a plot.
3. A pink fluffy bunny, a guy in a top hat and some guy named John invade the ship and die over and over.
2. Time travel
1. Q appears on Enterprise as a woman in a catsuit

Top Ten Buffy/Trek crossovers[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[quoteost_uid0="Opium"][color=#000000ost_uid0](actually I ment John, the John we keep killing in one-by-one, GAS, etc)[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yes, I know. I killed him. [/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Buffy/Trek crossovers


10. Wesley tries to bond over banana splits with Oz, who smites him
9. The Worf/Spike Maneuver employed once again, as Angel joins the cast of Enterprise after his own show is canceled
8. Buffy and K'Ehleyr KICK ASS
7. Meanwhile, Giles and Picard brood over tea
6. Xander is cloned again in the Enterprise transporter; hilarity ensues
5. Willow: New ship's counselor (complete with burgundy leotard)
4. Vampire/Borg alliance sours when Borg demand cool leather capes
3. Morn discovered to be a demon
2. Cordelia now in Sto-vo-kor, pleading to be let out; Jadzia gives her a cookie

And the Number One Top Ten Buffy/Trek crossover

1. Deep Space Hellmouth



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Top Ten Rejected Ideas for the Next Star Trek Series
(not including #1 from this list) [/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Opium"]...Marque...[/quoteost_uid0]
A Marquis is a nobleman. A marquee is an annoying html tag.

Maquis, like the French underground.

[/seethe]

Sorry. It's a pet peeve.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Rejected Ideas for the Next Star Trek Series

10. Star Trek Kids
9. A series that focuses on the Vulcans before they discovered Earth
8. A series dedicated to Tribbles
7. A series where the Ferengi go around the galaxy selling stuff
6. Admiral Janeway orders Picard around
5. Mayweather gets to captain his own ship
4. The Adventures of Kirk, Picard, Janeway, and Archer. A series where all three captains come together and have to fix time before it is too late.
3. Star Trek X-files
2. Star Trek Comedy Zone
1. Star Trek: Academy (This series takes a look of how the characters you know made it through the Academy.)

Next: Top Ten Relationships you would like to see in a Star Trek Series[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Relationships you would like to see in a Star Trek Series

10. Worf/Tasha Yar
9. Troi/ Barcley
8. Data/toaster
7. Bashir/ Obrien's wife
6. Quark/Morn
5. Trip/T'Pol
4. Tribble/Spot
3. Ezri/Kim
2. Mayweather/Wesley (as pointless friends, cus they're pointless)
And of course...
1. Picard/Crusher already! In a time travel ep! In a flashback! In anything!


Top Ten Scandalous Plots DS9 didnt use[/colorost_uid0]

[Gatac]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]10. Odo becomes enamored with Klingon Icecream, going on a Quadrant-wide promotion tour. In the course of the episode, it is revealed that this icecream is made from the bodies of dead tribbles. The Federation Better Business Bureau pressures the Klingons into ceasing export, and the episode ends with Odo drinking a milkshake, lamenting the harsh world that forces people to decide between the genocide of a species and the total lack of a tasty cold snack.

9. A technical debate between Worf and O'Brien calls down a high Federation official to DS9. His luggage: a very big yardstick. His mission: To finally find out how long the Defiant really is.

8. Sisko begins chugging Prozac. Increasingly grueling things happen on the station, culminating in a Dominion boarding. Sisko merely smiles at the invading Jem'Hadar as he keys the autodestruct, whistling a cheerful tune. Finally, he wakes up from his dream, and throws a tantrum over how Bashir's sleep medication is hallucinogenic. (Come to think of it, Bashir himself wasn't too worried when he used his genetic enhancements to merrily walk over the promenade and snap Jemmie necks.)

7. In the crossover to end all crossovers, characters from random sci-fi shows begin to materialise on DS9. The sheer mass of people threatens to overwhelm the station, but Jadzia figures out in the nick of time that Ensign Mary Sue is to blame and has her spaced. The guest stars disappear.

6. Following the astronomical costs of Nr. 7, an entire episode is scripted to take place with Rom imprisoned in a big cardboard box. The storyline questioning reality and all of Western philosophy is highly praised, but critics remark that the cardboard really could have used some silver paint.

5. Ezri is suddenly happy for no apparent reason. The episode follows Odo's investigations as he tries to figure out what has happened to her. It is revealed that Ezri has been replaced by her twin sister Smilezri, who plots to undermine the gloomy, gritty atmosphere of DS9 with unbound fluffiness. Fortunately, Bashir can synthetize Ezri's moping gene and inject it into Smilezry, who subsequently also gains all of Ezri's memories and feelings, changes her name to Ezri, and becomes the new old favourite trill. The episode ends with the real Ezri caught behind a wall in Ops, loudly banging for anyone to let her out, but everyone is too busy being depressed to hear her.

4. Ensign Ultra returns from an away mission alive. In the investigation, it is found out that he has used actual tactics in a phaser fight. Worf advocates promoting him to Chief of Ground Combat Forces, but the prospect of millions of annoying redshirts which actually return from their trips to go on pestering their superiors is too horrible to contemplate. Ensign Ultra is declared to be a Weapon of Mass Destruction and strapped to a photon torpedo, which is then shot into Bajor's sun to the cheering of all.

3. Sisko vs. A bowl of sentient Chili. It's a fight for survival, as the chili tries to avoid being devoured by scorching Sisko's throat. We find out that it's a plot of Kai Winn to destroy Sisko's ability to speechify, but it is foiled when Lt. Whitebread sacrifices himself to put out the fire in the Emissary's throat. The prophets bicker about who of them shall tell Sisko that he really, really needs some breathmint.

2. In a cost-cutting measure, Starfleet rules that uniforms aboard climate-controlled starships and stations are a waste of resources. Consequently, an entire episode takes place with everybody naked. In the end, aftr Admiral Ross forgets to put on his black leather for a secret Section 31 meeting, the shadowy group forces the Federation to reinstate the old dress code. Bashir and O'Brien swear revenge for S31 underminging the freedom of the Federation.

And the Nr. 1 Scandalous DS9 Plot never used is:

1. Quark pulls off a business scheme, and it WORKS.

Next: Top Ten Ways the Federation tried to avoid the Dominion War.

Gatac[/colorost_uid0]