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Old 04-09-2005, 05:04 AM
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Old 04-09-2005, 09:10 AM
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A: do not ask me that sort of question, you know that I have to lie
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Old 04-10-2005, 02:51 AM
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Old 04-10-2005, 06:06 AM
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A: It's a matter of prespectives, really.
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Old 04-10-2005, 09:10 AM
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Q: do those shorts make me look short?


A: yes I have to admit that my computer does that all the time ops:
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Old 04-10-2005, 08:14 PM
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Old 04-10-2005, 09:08 PM
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Old 04-11-2005, 11:45 AM
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Q: Why is John tied up?

A: Try Apple(tm)
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Old 04-12-2005, 12:23 AM
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A: It's a long sort of shortcut.
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Old 04-12-2005, 02:55 AM
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Old 04-12-2005, 11:03 PM
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A: Here, want a ^? I hear they're good for your eyes!
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Old 04-13-2005, 05:24 AM
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Old 04-13-2005, 05:40 AM
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Old 04-13-2005, 08:02 AM
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