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Old 10-16-2004, 05:17 AM
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Q: If two trains facing each other (east and west) at a train station, slightly apart, at what time will the two trains run into each other if one train was fully loaded and leaves the station in 30 minutes, and the other train is scheduled to leave in about an hour. However, the second train gets hijacked by some terrorists, but none of them know how to run the train. There is a slight wind gust of 20mph to the NNW. The first train also has a malfunction that has not been discovered, which will cause the train to go in the wrong direction.

A: Nope, I was in the third train
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Old 10-16-2004, 05:39 AM
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Q: Were you on the second train?


A: The lightning would not be seen simultaneously.
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Old 10-16-2004, 06:55 AM
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Q: What happened if we put in a shot of lightening in scene 3.2, and another in 4.7?


A: Erm...perhaps you ask a politicain or lawyer about that.
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Old 10-16-2004, 07:38 AM
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Q: Can John legally run for president?

A: Sexy FuN
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Q:See that CSI episode with Sara and Nick?

A: He's not attacking, guess it's safe to photograph him then
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Old 10-16-2004, 05:45 PM
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Old 10-17-2004, 04:26 AM
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A: When will you learn that objects in motion will remain in motion until something stops them. This includes making sudden stops while in warp.
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Old 10-17-2004, 10:33 AM
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A: Try over there - it's normally the place....
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A: Uh, can I buy a vowel?
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The Fivers will be d_ne s__n.


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Q: Great, every PADD is taken, now how am I going to finish this report for the captain?

A: The Logical thing to do is to be logical with your logic
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Old 10-18-2004, 06:20 AM
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A: My midterm caused the problem.
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Q: Captain, we seem to be back on Earth....back...when we were kids, and we seem to be in High School again! How do you explain this horrible temporal situation?

A: Well, it all started when I fell in love for the first time
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Old 10-18-2004, 10:27 AM
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Q: So how did you find 5MV forums?


A: No, college, not highschool!
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