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Old 09-14-2004, 04:27 AM
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Q: Kuda biti te 17?
Whoah.... :shock: that ALMOST made sense! I think the question you were trying to ask was "Gdje si, 17"?

(It IS quite close. "Gdje" and "kuda" both mean "where", and "biti" is the infinitive verb "to be", whose present tense second person singular conjugation is "si". "Te" is in the wrong case; it should be nominative "ti", but since the pronoun is implied by the form of the verb I got lazy and left the pronoun out... and 17 is my name, of course. Just so you know. *evil*)
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Q: What do the experiments you're looking for look like?


A: ICWYMAWYWTATITLTYSRBTRLA.
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Old 09-14-2004, 06:36 AM
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Q. What, in order, will be the initials of all of 17's children?


A. I don't get it.
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Old 09-14-2004, 06:36 AM
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Q: What does Janeway say in a Mirror Universe?

Hee hee hee
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Old 09-14-2004, 07:19 AM
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Q: What does Janeway say in a Mirror Universe?
Hee hee hee
I liked that one too :wink:

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Old 09-14-2004, 08:58 AM
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Q: That fake blood on "The Practice" looks really much to pink.



A: Props people rule! No really, they could give you a real blade instead of a prop one. Be nice to them!
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Old 09-14-2004, 02:17 PM
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Q: That prop guy is looking at me weird... I think he may want to kill me!


A: And then the people fly upwards and everyone forgets about them!

I want to go see "The forgotten" it looks creepy. But now that my friend is unemployed she can't afford to come with us. Damn you ATB!
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Old 09-14-2004, 10:20 PM
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Q: So, what happens next in the script?


A: This is 36mm? What the heck? I clearly asked for 35mm film! Sheesh!
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Old 09-15-2004, 10:16 AM
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Q: Here is your 36mm film. Kodak has introduced it so people will buy its new, 36mm cameras.



A: Erm...let me see...I'm afraid there is only one opening available in that course out of 10 classes and 400 seats, and the class times interferes with your core courses.


*hopes not to hear the above statement tomorow*
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Old 09-15-2004, 05:34 PM
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Q: Is Drama available?


A: Ha, Ha, Ha, that's a good one!
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Q: Zeke walks into a bar. "Ouch!"
A:Nope. Only Business Studies And Their Relationship to Modern Underwater Basketry and Microbiotic Philology are available.
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Old 09-15-2004, 07:24 PM
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Q: Is Quantum Physics available on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?


A: About a 16 terabyte hard drive should do it.


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Old 09-15-2004, 08:17 PM
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Old 09-15-2004, 10:22 PM
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Q: What exactly is for?


A: Fridays, Saturdays, Sundays, and sometimes Mondays.
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Old 09-15-2004, 10:41 PM
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Q. How often does John die?


A. No. Will New Jersey do?
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Old 09-15-2004, 10:49 PM
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Old 09-15-2004, 10:58 PM
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Q: Can I book a flight to the Q Continuem?

A: Muppet Babies got cancled

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Old 09-15-2004, 11:02 PM
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Old 09-15-2004, 11:08 PM
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A. I would it weren't for this darn third nipple.
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Old 09-16-2004, 12:17 AM
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