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Old 04-13-2006, 03:48 PM
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Easter cometh, so I'm heading back to Ottawa for about a week. Updates will probably be small and non-daily until I return.


Zeke's Better Judgment: What else is new?


Oh goody. You're back. How come Piro gets a babe like Seraphim and I'm stuck with you?


Zeke's Better Judgment: Don't envy him too much. A marriage with that kind of size difference has gotta be pretty awkward.


True love overcomes such obstacles. Just take Hank and Jan Pym, when they're being written by someone competent.


Zeke's Better Judgment: So not Chuck Austen?


NAME HIM NOT!


Zeke's Better Judgment: Okay, I think it worked. We've built up at least a week's worth of geek jokes. You're clear to leave.


Built up what now?
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[03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem.
[03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction
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Old 04-14-2006, 12:19 PM
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Old 04-15-2006, 08:32 AM
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Old 04-18-2006, 07:10 PM
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Site FTP is down right now, so I won't be able to update till it's back up. Also, I'm staying in town a bit longer than I expected, making potential updates limited for a while longer.

And I kicked your dog.
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And I kicked your dog.
You missed. *rubs arm while glaring at Z*
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That's not a dog, that's my very large cat...

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No, that's a gigantic rabbit. From Snopes, lest anyone think Photoshop was involved...
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Impressive - Zeke managed to kick three things at once!
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Four.
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I'd have thought what happened to Zeke'd have taught us never to hotlink images ever again.

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Old 04-19-2006, 04:24 AM
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The FTP problem has been found, and unfortunately, it's us. Someone hacked into the phpBB and has been using 5M.net to share the movie Final Destination 3. This was no surprise to Antony; his acceptance of our phpBB has always been grudging, thanks to the security problems. I'll let you know what we decide to do about it. (And I have an update ready for when the FTP's back.)
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I'd have thought what happened to Zeke'd have taught us never to hotlink images ever again.
ooh, jeez, good point. I'll be more careful in future. In fact, I'll go edit that right now...
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Heh. Good comic. Kind of reminds me of one episode I saw on Lois and Clark where Tempus (I think) had activated some missile using missile launch codes. When Superman shows up, Tempus says "Ha! I've already put in the codes, you can't stop the activation/countdown/whatever!" Superman quickly puts his fist through the computer Tempus was using. Tempus looks at the computer for a moment and then says, "...or you could do that."

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Geez, you'd think they could at least be sharing a good movie.
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This is kinda worrying for someone who joined up only a few days a go!

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Aha! An unsolicited denial! Sounds like someone's feeling guilty.

And honestly I don't know how someone could see your avatar and not think there's more to you than meets the eye.
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This is kinda worrying for someone who joined up only a few days a go!

hope no one thinks it was me!
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Kind of reminds me of one episode I saw on Lois and Clark where Tempus (I think) had activated some missile...
Ahh, Tempus. His episodes (and costume!) were always profoundly stupid but he seemed to have so much fun with the part. Especially in the original Tempus/Wells episode, where Tempus gleefully explains to Lois exactly how dumb she is. "I'm Clark Kent! No, I'm Superman! ... Hello!"
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