Block 2-2: Politics as usual - The Five-Minute Forums

Wowbagger · #1 09-17-2013, 03:56 AM

PROPOSAL:

Invoke the Lockean right of revolution against intolerable governance. Throw off the authority of Zeke as head of the Fiver by Committee Committee. Establish a Revolutionary Fiver by Committee Committee. I propose the name "The Revolutionary People's Front for Fivers by Comittee in Popular Equality" (RPFFCPE). Hold elections to find a Fiver By Committeeperson who will represent the People's interests and facilitate Fivers By Committee with the consent of the governed.

Make an awesome Fiver By Committee.

EDIT: Oops. NAHTMMM's post wasn't today; it was a year ago today. Sorry for necroposting.

evay · #2 09-17-2013, 04:55 PM

Splitter! The only true organization which represents the will of the people is the People's Front of the Revolution for Fivers by Comittee in Popular Equality (PFRFCPE).

NAHTMMM · #3 09-25-2013, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wowbagger

EDIT: Oops. NAHTMMM's post wasn't today; it was a year ago today. Sorry for necroposting.

Feh. It's not necroposting if it's the last post in the whole forum.

Flying Gremlin · #4 06-25-2015, 11:48 PM

Now it's necro-posting. (Yes, me registering, posting and getting activity here was all a set-up to a bad necro-posting joke. Hahaha, ouch my sides. Please stop stabbing me.)

I really wanted to contribute to this. Here. Be gentle.

Quote:

Panel host (on TV): Man does the President stink. He's a wuss, a weenie, a Miss Prissy Pants, a coward-
President Whitmore: Doesn't the news have anything better to report?
Panel host: And we'll be right back on Fox News.
Whitmore: Never mind. Don't let it rot your brain, sweetie.
Patricia Whitmore: And Letterman is much better?
Whitmore: ...I'll just leave now.

Quote:

Constance: Everyone hates you.
Whitmore: I wish there was some form of crisis that would unite us against a common enemy to show everyone else that I am really a great leader.
Constance: HA! Over your wife's dead body.

And I couldn't help it either:

Quote:

David: I'm slow and steady at playing chess.
Julius: Well, I'm not. Checkmate!
David: That's not what is supposed to happen! In the original, I beat you with meticulously thought out moves and good strategy.
Julius: This is a fiver. We do everything faster here.