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Old 06-03-2005, 10:07 AM
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Q: What did you say?


A: It's from Star Trek: The Musical.
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Old 06-04-2005, 02:40 PM
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Q: Why did the Doc sng, but NOT heal Tuvok's Pon-far?

A: It's like a Play-Station that got it's arse kicked by a Gamecube
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Old 06-05-2005, 01:07 PM
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Q: So how did your Smartcar look after you put it through a car wash?


A: Life is waiting for you. It's all messed up but we'll survive.
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Old 06-05-2005, 01:22 PM
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Q: WAAAAAAAAH! I just spilled my cup of milk EVERYWHERE! *sniffle*

A: And that's why you shouldn't touch it.
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Old 06-05-2005, 02:48 PM
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Q: Ow! TopHatMan hit for touching his top hat!


A: Stardate...um...June 5: Everything's boring.
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Old 06-05-2005, 03:04 PM
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Q: So what happened in space on June 5th?

A: No, he was even worse than Melllvar from 'Futurama'.
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Old 06-05-2005, 03:19 PM
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Q: How was Jar Binks in "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith"? Was he better than other strange aliens?


A: Ouch, that's just bad!
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Old 06-06-2005, 02:35 AM
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Q: Hey is that the repeat of 'These Are The Voyages.' Bermaga's 'Valentine' to Star Trek fans?

A: No, I woke up in Connecticut, wearing a Hello Kitty t-shirt, penniless, with only a receipt for 12 emus from 'Emus-R-Us' in my pockets.
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Old 06-06-2005, 09:14 AM
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Q: Did you go to NeoMatrix's wedding on the weekend?


A: Yah, that's...um...nice. I need to go...stand over there *does so*.
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Old 06-07-2005, 12:01 PM
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Q: My Head is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!

A: Er...... it was...... my dog?
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Old 06-07-2005, 06:25 PM
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Q: I wonder where Paris Hilton got her chihiaha from?


A: He's dead, Grissom.
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Old 06-08-2005, 03:14 AM
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Q: Is he alive Nick?

A: It gives CPR! :mrgreen:
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Old 06-08-2005, 09:39 AM
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Q: What does this Ecklie RoboCSI 2.0 do, exactly?


A: I think it was Sara.
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A: I blame Greg
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Old 06-09-2005, 01:28 AM
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Q: Who made the hottness factor go up so high on CSI?


A: Riiiight. Ecklie. Suuuure.
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Old 06-09-2005, 04:22 AM
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Q: Ecklie is cool now!

A: Um... I'm out of ideas

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Old 06-09-2005, 07:36 AM
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A: It's all in the little grey cells.
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Old 06-10-2005, 12:01 PM
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Q: Where did all the mojor cities in The States go?

A: I don't think I like that idea...

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Old 06-10-2005, 03:22 PM
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Q: Hey, Grissom, let's kill all those pesky bugs!


A: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I mean, um, maybe.
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Old 06-11-2005, 03:10 AM
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A: I hope it changes

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