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Old 02-07-2004, 11:44 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So John went to this ancient Indian tribe, and they said something like: "Jgfoh heg fdyr fogst" before they killed him. What does that mean?

A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like Johnny Depp.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How would Jack Sparrow look if he ran into Edward Scissorhands, literally?


A: He looks like a dazed and confused Johnny Depp, only less hot.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-07-2004, 02:24 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oh look, is that Johnny Depp?

A: Sorry, we are out of pie[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What were Zeke's mom's last words?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the title of new Spock-Centric movie, "Star Trek 11:------------"



A: Wow. I thought it would cause people to be dazed and confused, but it was only annoying.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-08-2004, 03:36 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are your thoughts on the man-in-a-top-hat fad?


A: Really? Gee, I hope they don't make us repair it.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the newest fad at 5MV?



A: This wont contain that.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Can you please put all the top-hat man forum entries into that big box you're carrying?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Whats the color of the black helicopter?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where is the pielith of DOOM?


A: Call the "How's me driving" hotline.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 02-09-2004, 04:06 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Chakotay's flying the shuttle again. What should we do?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you remember when there wasnt pie, John, pudding, chilli, LOTR, POTC, or Top Hat Man at 5MV forums?


A: So pretty, so shiny, so cool.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Spock, what was that "illogical" song we sung while camping?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. What kind of fashion design is John best at?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I like the Top hat man! He's the dazed and confused Top Hat Man who wanders around malls wearing pink fuzzy top hats and he has a top hat store and he has a girlfriend he got cus he opened a top hat store and he also sells purses and stuff and he does repairs and...



A: Yes, I guess that could be taken as an off-topic response.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q:Hey look, I have a top hat.

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A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like John F. Kennedy.[/colorost_uid0]
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