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Old 02-03-2005, 02:11 AM
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I am male (obviously)

I wish to be a bishop for the following four reasons

1. To piss off the Pope

2. To piss off the Pope

3. To piss off the Pope

4. For the cool hat

And if reason 2 and 3 are not valid...

5. The amount of power a Bishop gets

6. So I can walk around and have people go "ooh! I wish I had a cool hat like that!
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Old 02-05-2005, 07:47 PM
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I am male.

I want to be.... a lumberjack!



What was the question again?
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Old 02-06-2005, 09:42 AM
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I am female.

I out rank all.

I am Herione of Laudanum ...I don't need to be a Bishop.

Nah Nah.
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Old 02-06-2005, 12:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NAHTMMM
Let me get this straight.
*snicker*

I am female. (I'm also Hejira, for those who remember me and didn't get that I'm kinda back yet.)

I should be a bishop because:

1. An Australian accent is sexy.
1a. If it isn't, I'm very good with accents. And funny voices.

2. A church needs insanity; who in their right mind would buy Sims 2 if they didn't have a computer that could play it?

3. I've already belonged to three different Internet sect things. I know what I'm doing. Yes, with this steak knife. Wow, look at me go.

4. *hits someone on the head with a golf ball* I did warn you.
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Old 02-06-2005, 08:55 PM
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This plan has been abandoned due to lack of funding. Please leave this thread to die slowly, and, DO NOT FEED THE CARRION ON ANY ACCOUNT!
Oh, and Share and Enjoy! :wink:
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Old 02-06-2005, 10:56 PM
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No paddling with the occult, either. Necromancy is frowned upon 'round these parts.

Unless you're doing puppet shows.
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Old 02-08-2005, 07:31 PM
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Naming people bishops is also punishable by flogging :P :P
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What is the punishment for flogging, then?
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Old 02-12-2005, 05:11 PM
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The punishment for golfing is to be forced to listen to the famous Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning.
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Old 02-14-2005, 11:27 PM
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What, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings isn't available to come and read some of her stuff?
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No, but I shall post up the worst poem in the universe ASAP......
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I'll post up the worst poem in the universe asap......
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[Neo]Whoa, deja vú.[/Neo]
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Sorry. I forgot/didn't see that I'd already posted :roll:
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