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Old 12-31-2004, 09:54 AM
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NNNOOOOOOOO!

Animal killing! :cry: Oh my God, she killed Porthos! You bastard! DX
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Old 12-31-2004, 10:04 AM
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Well, it's a cliffhanger...

Is Zeke having delusions?
Is Porthos swimming happily in the cold Chilli?
Did Zeke kill Porthos?
How good IS Martha Stewart's cheese?
Why do they not have any spoons?



Tune in next time at the fanforumfic time...which is, of course, whenever I feel like it... :P
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Old 12-31-2004, 12:58 PM
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More importantly, if the chili becomes the filling of a pie, will Zeke eat it?
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Old 12-31-2004, 01:53 PM
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AH! Porthos is dead! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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NO! The Chili is cold! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Catch All The Seko!Kidnapped Action...stay tuned!

Will KGM eat the chilli?
Will Zeke stop yelling NOOO?
Will CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow sober up?
Will Opium keep bringing up old jokes?
Will Martha Stewart reveal her secrets?


Find this, and more...in the next installment of "Seko!Kidnapped!
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Old 01-02-2005, 05:34 AM
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Catch All The Seko!Kidnapped Action...stay tuned!

Will KGM eat the chilli?
Will Zeke stop yelling NOOO?
Will CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow sober up?
Will Opium keep bringing up old jokes?
Will Martha Stewart reveal her secrets?


Find this, and more...in the next installment of "Seko!Kidnapped!
Will Seko's owner actually make a cameo!? :wink:
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Old 01-02-2005, 04:25 PM
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Will Seko's owner actually make a cameo!? :wink:
Will KGM make his X-Box and Gamecube appear out of thin air?
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Will Maverick actually ever end up anywhere relevant?

Oh wait, that's now.

*blip*
*blip*
*blip*
*blip*

Robot's Log, whenever-the-hell-this-is: Okay, this is the *last* jump!

*BLIP!*

Apparently my teleporter heard me. It just overloaded.
I'm not exactly sure where I am, but I am detecting a cat nearby. There is also a dog sitting looking at me.

*tap tap tap*
*tap* *tap* *tap*
*tap tap tap*

This dog knows Morse Code! It must be Porthos!
Oh no...wait, that must mean I'm nowhere.
End log.


All right Porthos, take me to Seko, if you know where she is!
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Old 01-04-2005, 04:03 AM
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*Seko yells from a distance*

"DAMMIT, I'M A GUY! YOU'RE ALL MAKING ME FEEL LIKE HOTARU!"
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Old 01-04-2005, 08:59 AM
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*squints* You're gay and feeling Hotaru? :P

Huh. For all those years (which are still going) where I've been mistaken for a guy no matter which name I've chosen (including my RL name), I'm somewhat surprised to see it go the other way too.

We need non-gender specific thingys. You know, the thingys.

I think my shoulders just got wet with my leaking, melted brain.
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Chapter 9: Part 1: Flashback And Some Other Stuff
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: How are you going make the flashback different?
Opium: Sepia tones, of course.
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Won’t that be tough to read? Is not cliché?
Opium: Hmm, you’re right. Perhaps purple would be a good colour to try? Everyone wants to see a purple flashback!

A dark, dank underground laer…laberyn…tunnel thingy…just watch The Phantom of the Opera…
Fuyu Ginga: My Angel of Sci-Fi, what can I do for you? I am the screenname you wear…
MaverickZer0: It’s me they see…
Fuyu Ginga: You’re campaign and my graphics can help us win…
MaverickZer0: The Phantom of the 5MVForums is there, inside the web!
Chancellor Valium: GINGA! Don’t trust him…he’ll kill Tinman, Raul, and that doggy of yours too!
Fuyu Ginga: Yah…why ARE there all these poppies around here?
Rayinne: Somehow this flashback is a crossover of “The Phantom” and “Wizard of Oz”.
Fuyu Ginga: Right…Um…this is really odd. I’m going to hop over to present time so I can be withSeko! She…I mean, HE, it’s a HE, needs me!
MaverickZer0: So…what the…huh? I guess it’s just you and me, Rayinne. Want to watch some Trek?
Rayinne: Sure.
End of flashback…

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Old 01-04-2005, 03:26 PM
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DAMMIT, I'M A GUY! YOU'RE ALL MAKING ME FEEL LIKE HOTARU!
Somehow I feel as though I should be insulted by that.
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Old 01-05-2005, 01:10 AM
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DAMMIT, I'M A GUY! YOU'RE ALL MAKING ME FEEL LIKE HOTARU!
Somehow I feel as though I should be insulted by that.

Not my fault. :P


And yey for cameos! Huzzah!
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*is walking around into various objects*

lalalalalala

*bumbs into two box shaped things*

YAY! My gamecube and X-box!

*plays gamecube and x-box*
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Old 01-06-2005, 05:05 AM
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Chapter 9: Part 2: Flashback and some other stuff
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Buh?
Opium: Just trust me on this, okay?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Rum. Just. More. Rum.


Orchestra playing brilliant, riveting music as Ginga climbs a majestic set of spiral stairs from the tunnel thingy to the cafeteria of the prison
Ginga: richardson! Zeke! KGM! Sa’ar Chasm! NeoMatrix! PHJ! Martha Stewart?
Martha Stewart: Cheese cake, anyone?
Zeke: I had this odd dream that you were in a strange laer…laberyn…tunnel thingy.
Ginga: You…you…you saw that flashback?
KGM: It all makes sense now! You are having delusions, you can not stand old jokes, because you see them, are transported to everything on 5MVand its forums the second read them!
Zeke: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAH!
Sa’ar Chasm: Oh oh, he’s up to “GAH”. He only has “GAI” and GAJ” before…
Jake: Yes, before his time is near.
TopHatMan: That’s all very interesting, but Martha, what is your secret to such great cooking?
Martha Stewart: I let my dogs lick the bowls clean. I never let my dishes touch dishsoap!
Porthos: (walking in from the kitchen with chilli and cheesecake all over his face) WOOF!
John: I shall now die.
TopHatMan: Oh no! She killed Joh…
John v2: I am now back!

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: When will there be a sword fight?
Opium: When I want it!...what does that have to do with anything?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: I want to practice.
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I wanna another line, before I construct a food based weapon and go on a rampage. *Gets his ommi-ammo Fling-O-Matic Mrk 3...* :twisted:
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Old 01-06-2005, 10:24 PM
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If there's a sword fight, I want in.

Plasma/cyber swords vs. steel! That would be...well, messed up. But cool.
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Old 01-07-2005, 01:16 AM
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and now, time for liquid which is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
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^And also scented air, because
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