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Old 10-29-2004, 11:44 PM
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Q: Why are we sewing the roofing tiles to the roofing underlay?


A: Using a glue gun saves time.
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Old 10-30-2004, 12:22 AM
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Q: Man, gluing all these rafters together with elmers glue takes a long time!


A: Lets see... 1,200,000 2x4s, 2,000 square miles of carpets, 52,400 floor tiles...
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Old 10-30-2004, 01:36 AM
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Q: You know what to do, right?

A: Chemingo!
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Old 10-30-2004, 03:01 AM
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Old 10-30-2004, 07:25 AM
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Q: What will make me go insane because it reminds me of math/physics/chemisty?

A: The mild sausages are coming!
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Old 10-30-2004, 01:44 PM
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A: That happens every time!
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Old 10-30-2004, 05:12 PM
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Q: Pacard Blew up the Enterprise again!

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Old 10-30-2004, 06:31 PM
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Old 10-30-2004, 06:43 PM
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A: It's very true, you know.
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Old 10-30-2004, 06:45 PM
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A: Come on down! *music*
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Old 10-30-2004, 06:49 PM
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A: I only wish I could.
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Old 10-30-2004, 06:55 PM
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Old 10-30-2004, 09:16 PM
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Old 10-30-2004, 09:48 PM
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Old 10-31-2004, 12:09 AM
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Old 10-31-2004, 12:19 AM
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Old 10-31-2004, 01:55 AM
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Old 10-31-2004, 02:41 AM
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Old 10-31-2004, 02:45 AM
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Old 10-31-2004, 03:48 AM
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A: Good Question. (Yes, I know, I didn't really answer the question. :P )
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