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Old 09-07-2005, 02:22 AM
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Um.... my TARDIS is full of eels?
Pfft! MINE is ful of Kiwi, a fruit which I happen to be allergic to
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Old 09-07-2005, 02:42 AM
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*Doesn't really need to pay to find anything.* Oi... alright, so my ship MIGHT be outdated, but it can still find planets with the best of them. *Transmits from coursant, where in the background, 5 people are about to mug him.*
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Old 09-07-2005, 11:21 AM
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TARDIS.... Coruscant?

I'd say you deserve it. :P
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Anyhow, my TARDIS is probably older than your "ship" by about two hundred thousand years....I've had it from new, you know...

....And you certainly also deserve those Celestial Intervention Agents currently placing you in a chronic hysterisis .

No-one but we are allowed to mess with continuity :?

@Pointy: Do I take it that you agree, then?
By the by, have you seen the Minister of Chance anywhere? I saw him about a decade ago, but never since....
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Agree? Well, I'm a pretty agreeable sort of fellow, so why not? Can't say I've seen the Minister recently though, not since the Panopticon's last Christmas party (and that was a good three hundred years ago.... at least it was yesterday, but I forget when I was exactly).
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Hey, wait just a minute. Only the Temporal Investigations Division of Starfleet is allowed to mess around with reality. I'm free and clear to get lost in other dimensions. Besides, it's not like I'm recruiting Yoda for the Dominion wars or anything. *Winces as his ship hovers and pulls his runabout out of an undisclosed swamp.*
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Actually, that area of Starfleet will be shut down in about 30 years, when first contact with us Time Lords occurs....After we shut down their operations and destroy their temporal facility. Of course, I think I will have been on holiday at the time....Mhm. Anywho.

You are hereby and forthwith arrested in the name of the High Council of Gallifrey, for intervention in pan-dimensional continuity. Any attempt to resist, and you will be dematerialised permanently. You will face trial, to which there is no right of appeal. You do not have the right to remain silent, or to any lawyer other than the one we give you. Anything you say or do will be taken down and slaughtered mercilessly by the Chief Justice. Pointy, get your wig
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Pointy, get your wig
Waaay ahead of you there.
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So... I propose the Yoda/Spock hybrid, and nothing happens... but Richardson takes up the idea and is put on trail by the timelords?

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The wackiness never ceases!
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So... I propose the Yoda/Spock hybrid, and nothing happens... but Richardson takes up the idea and is put on trail by the timelords?
Yeah, well, he's the one who tried to break temporal law....After all, if we arrested people for thinking things like that, we'd have arrested 3/4 of every universe by now :wink:

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So I take it I shouldn't take this opportunity to point out the 'Spoda' quote in my sig line?

Oops - too late :P
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So I take it I shouldn't take this opportunity to point out the 'Spoda' quote in my sig line?

Oops - too late :P
In any case, it's one thing at a time :wink:
Your down for trial next, as a member of the Ravalox Gang

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Shouldn't we get some goons to do that for us? I might muss up my robes if I'm going to be hauling people around the place.
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So I take it I shouldn't take this opportunity to point out the 'Spoda' quote in my sig line?

Oops - too late :P
In any case, it's one thing at a time :wink:
Your down for trial next, as a member of the Ravalox Gang

Right, haul richardson to the law courts!
Wait, wait wait - I'm down with the 'hauling richardson off' thing... but what the hell is the 'Ravalox Gang'?
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*runs away with Yoda and the hyperdrive off the millenium falcon, trying to keep ahead of the (In the wrong universe) timelords.* AcK!

The Kepsalians will return! As soon as I get rid of these guys... oh! *Runs out to the vong dudes.*
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*runs away with Yoda and the hyperdrive off the millenium falcon, trying to keep ahead of the (In the wrong universe) timelords.* AcK!

The Kepsalians will return! As soon as I get rid of these guys... oh! *Runs out to the vong dudes.*
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Wait, wait wait - I'm down with the 'hauling richardson off' thing... but what the hell is the 'Ravalox Gang'?
Only the coolest gang around, man!
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