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Old 10-14-2005, 01:29 PM
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Well, I think you mean "I wish I had registered here earlier. This Place looks rather creepy." And yes, it is.

I wish Zeke would update more often.
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Old 10-14-2005, 02:16 PM
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(persianmouse's been registered over a year already...)

He does, but for some reason, the updates cease to be amusing satires and turn into depressing slash-filled trash.

I wish this empty 6-pack of cokes wasn't empty...
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Old 10-14-2005, 02:28 PM
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It isn't, but it's full of bacteria infested pond water.

I wish that I had checked that detail first.
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Old 10-14-2005, 03:17 PM
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You did, but misread the date as being 2006 instead of 2004.

I wish I'd be fine with a bed beneath the stars that shine...

(bonus virtua-pie heading to whoever can guess what I'm listening to)
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Old 10-14-2005, 03:21 PM
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Don't believe the truth. You'd be stuck in the desert nowhere near an oasis.

I wish I was old enough to vote. The people who can make stupid decisions.
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Old 10-15-2005, 04:14 AM
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When you finally get to vote, you decide to vote with a write-in, Janeway. However, so did every other Trekkie.

I wish for more fivers from Voyager
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Old 10-15-2005, 08:02 AM
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You do! Unfortunately, now you wrote all the worst episodes...


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Old 10-15-2005, 10:32 AM
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You get it, but the walls succeed in crushing you the very way we didn't want Opium to be crushed...

I wish I'd remembered to make it to breakfast this morning
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Old 10-15-2005, 02:19 PM
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You did, but unfortunately ate someone's foot, mistaking it, exhausted as you were, for your cereal...
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Old 10-15-2005, 08:12 PM
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You forgot a wish.
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Old 10-16-2005, 02:27 AM
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As did you!


I wish people would stop forgetting wishes around here!
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Old 10-16-2005, 04:33 AM
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They will, but you can't think of responses to them.

I wish I weren't assimilated. But don't tell the Collective. Mental reformating hurts.
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Old 10-16-2005, 10:07 AM
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You weren't assimilated.... they juidged you unworthy and just killed you outright.

I wish I had a domesticated attack-Jaguar.
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Old 10-16-2005, 05:52 PM
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You do, but true to cat form, it always claws all the flesh from your legs when it doesn't like the cat food.

I wish my computer would stop duplicating all of my posts.
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Old 10-16-2005, 07:08 PM
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It does stop duplicating them. It also stops posting them.

I wish I had a kavorkian scarf.
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Old 10-16-2005, 07:16 PM
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You do, but it gets sued for performing unrequested assisted suicide. Of course, being the victim, you could care less.

I wish this banana was an apple.
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Old 10-16-2005, 07:23 PM
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Scratch that. I wish my computer would stop logging me out at random times, yet always just before I post.
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Old 10-16-2005, 09:23 PM
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It does. Now it simply electrocutes you at random intervals instead.

I wish I could picture myself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and a marmalade sky....
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Old 10-16-2005, 11:15 PM
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You can. Unfortunately, William Shatner's singing voice accompanies the vision.

I wish C.V. would stop going on about that song...
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Old 10-17-2005, 02:53 AM
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He does, but evryone else starts.

I wish I didn't have so much homework.
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