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02-11-2006, 11:39 PM
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Q: I really don't think I can let you fly this Jet Airplane without a Pilot's licence.
A: Really?
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#5542
02-12-2006, 07:49 AM
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Q: Did you know I used to be called Mandy at weekends?
A: Two Carrots, a teapot and a elastic band.
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#5543
02-12-2006, 08:06 AM
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Q: That airplane looks awfully flimsy, what's it made out of?
A: Fiberglass!
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#5544
02-12-2006, 10:00 AM
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Q: What does not make a good meal, when drunk (or any other time at that)?
A: Once on weekdays, twice at weekends.
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Fate: Protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise... Fate: Also beats the merry hell out of the Battlestar Galactica. -------------------------------------------------- House Quote of the Day! "I was curious. But since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous to me." Dr House MD I don't think that metaphor was actually designed to warn cats. Dr Wilson MD (Just) -------------------------------------------------
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#5545
02-12-2006, 01:46 PM
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Q: How often do you yodel?
A: Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli.
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#5546
02-12-2006, 05:14 PM
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Q: The knights of who?
A: Hallowed are the Pah Wr--, uh, Ori.
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#5547
02-13-2006, 05:48 PM
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Q: so to whom do you pray?
A: hey YOU are not supposed to know that.
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02-13-2006, 06:17 PM
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Q:I found out what the Eleven Secret Herbs and Spices are! What you think?
A: Great. Thanks. Now I'm scared to try.
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#5549
02-13-2006, 09:54 PM
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Q: Have you been in the one-by-one story yet? You post three words per post!
A: Just watch and learn, buddy. Watch and learn.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5550
02-13-2006, 09:55 PM
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Q: How do you stay up two days in a row?
A: Use the force!
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5551
02-13-2006, 10:17 PM
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Q: what if noone comes to the chat?
A: yep it was asstronomy
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#5552
02-14-2006, 12:54 AM
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Q: How did you know Aleixa was going to use that avatar? Did you see it in the stars?
A: No so fast, buster.
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#5553
02-14-2006, 02:31 AM
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Q: Excuse me while I reveal classified information.
A: Well, the *CENSORED wil consist of *CENSORED* fivers and a *CENSORED*.
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e of pi, fastest keyboard in the fora. e of pi: I know you have too much free time. Ddoof: HEY! e of pi: Well, so does anyone who posts on 5M.net. It comes from the extra 55 minutes. We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all. Member of the Persons Who Believe that Ryan Connors Leslie Should Have Lines in Other Series Since He's Hardly In TOS Fivers
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#5554
02-14-2006, 04:57 PM
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Q: Now. How do I cure Odo?!
A: Ask Sloan. Please?
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#5555
02-14-2006, 06:53 PM
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Q: Where do you think I could get some plumbing products?
A: Hmmm.... try section 47.pie.
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#5556
02-15-2006, 12:46 PM
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Q: Where do we keep the puddings around here?
A: I just didn't expect it in Blue.
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Fate: Protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise... Fate: Also beats the merry hell out of the Battlestar Galactica. -------------------------------------------------- House Quote of the Day! "I was curious. But since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous to me." Dr House MD I don't think that metaphor was actually designed to warn cats. Dr Wilson MD (Just) -------------------------------------------------
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#5557
02-15-2006, 09:55 PM
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Q: How do you like your new camaflouge gear?
A: No.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#5558
02-15-2006, 09:56 PM
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Q: Yes?
A: Maybe.
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#5559
02-15-2006, 09:58 PM
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Q:So?
A: Perhaps.
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#5560
02-15-2006, 10:06 PM
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Q: So, is this price here per each one of the hops or per each one of the haps?
A: 3#'s.
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