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If you want to argue the toss, there have been Perry Rhodan comics so it could be said to be multi-format too. :P

Seriously, you consider the books to be canon? That concept hardly even applies to the series, let alone the novels. And then you've got to consider the webcasts as being canon (REG and all), and that means you've got to consider the Big Finish audios to be canon as well! It's really just easier for everyone if you don't use that word in the first place - causes waay more problems that it could possibly resolve.
This is a resolution. Confusing, but then again it contains time travel in bucket-sized quantities.

If you can quantify time travel, that is.
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The sky at night, is the longest running TV show, with the same host:
One Sir Patrick Moore.
And I've met him.
And he's nice.
Did he play the xylophone for you?

Valium, I shall have to look at that later. The net filter at the library doesn't seem to like Geocities at all.
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It could take you a few years. Especially the War bit...
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We have those over here too, I assure you. You're supposed to make a wish before you blow them...spreading dandelions EVERYWHERE.
"I wish for lots of dandelions."

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Fact: The longest running monarch in the history of the Earth is still Pepy II, who reigned as Pharaoh for 90 years.
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Fact: Your smallest toe is vestigial.
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Actually, that sounds more like opinion to me. There's no perfect dividing line between vestigial and non-.

Fact: There's exactly one even perfect number for each Mersenne prime. We don't know whether there are infinitely many perfect numbers, or whether any are odd.
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*shrugs* A book told me it, so I assumed it was correct. Apparently, it has been shrinking in size since we lost the ability to grasp things with our feet.
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1. The whole Lemmings-off-a-cliff-for-no-reason thing is a myth. They only, in fact, used to do it when their population hit a certain number ceiling. Since then, their population has declined and they haven't done it for over one hundred years
Even when they did, it was purely by accident. Blame Disney for starting the myth.
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Good heavens, dear lady, your ankles are showing! For the sake of decency, cover yourself at once! :shock:

Fact: It is in fact Ireland, not the UK, that is the largest per capita consumer of tea in the world. The UK is actually the second largest consumer (for which I of course lay the blame solely on Starbucks).
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Fact: Not when you stand on them.
Yes ... well, that would tend to interfere with their buoyancy somewhat.
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Really? Well, if Morse had been working for the Germans then we'd have all been buggered.

Was it just coincidence, or something stranger?
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Who knows?

And why would you need Morse for a crossword?
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