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Old 09-30-2003, 12:08 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] John! You can't win a war by just [iost_uid0]nuking[/iost_uid0] everything!

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] They're ketone bodies, and they produce toxic waste when you oxidize them.

Cat, you can't run fast enough to escape me. No matter what, you can only get [iost_uid0]that[/iost_uid0] far on this planet...[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-30-2003, 12:11 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are those carbonyl corpses?

A: Ah! It hurts and stings![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-30-2003, 12:16 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] How did you like your poisoned blackberry flarn?

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Old 09-30-2003, 12:20 AM
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A: Can't get enough of Barry White's love, baby.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-30-2003, 12:29 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Why are you singing [iost_uid0]Can't Get You Out Of My Head[/iost_uid0] in that weird tune?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] GAK![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-30-2003, 12:44 AM
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Old 09-30-2003, 02:02 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Erm, [iost_uid0]who[/iost_uid0] knew just what you were there for again?

A: "[iost_uid0]Chili jokes are lame
Chili jokes are lame
I don't like those chili jokes
'Cause chili jokes are lame.[/iost_uid0]"



[quoteost_uid0="catalina_marina"]Q: Is it true that you are attracted to 17, even though she wants to kill you?

:Runs [iost_uid0]very[/iost_uid0] far away:[/quoteost_uid0]

--Yeah, you'd BETTER run from 17-aka-Sue!

--Um, yeah, ooookay....

--I think the question of whether 17 is attracted to me is more important, as any attraction I might feel for her would not have any effect on her attempts to kill me.

--What is with all these relationships springing up out of nowhere lately? Has everybody come down with a 'shipping virus or something?

--Well, yeah, she's attracting me. With a humongous Magnet of Doom. What's your point?

--If only I were NCATMMM, then I could make a lame slashing joke about American movies--or is that the other way around?

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Old 09-30-2003, 02:09 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Quick, Captain, sing me a chili-joke song!

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It's imprinted, you moron!


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Why is everyone in this forum hitting on me? :lol:[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-30-2003, 02:14 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why is that duckling following me around?

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[quoteost_uid0]What is with all these relationships springing up out of nowhere lately? Has everybody come down with a 'shipping virus or something?
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What do you mean, "all these"? Who else paired up while I wasn't looking?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-30-2003, 02:18 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Okay Londo, what do you want me to do with my head after I've cut it off and stuck it on a pike?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Because my prof is a fanatical loony, that's why![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-30-2003, 02:25 AM
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Old 09-30-2003, 02:43 AM
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(I seem to remember Sa'ar being paired with either cat or 17 recently, probably in this very thread...)[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-30-2003, 02:50 AM
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[quoteost_uid0](I seem to remember Sa'ar being paired with either cat or 17 recently, probably in this very thread...)[/quoteost_uid0]

17. I was starting to wonder when someone would clue in.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-30-2003, 02:52 AM
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[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Activate photonic cannon![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 09-30-2003, 03:38 AM
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Old 09-30-2003, 05:05 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when you cross a telnet and the Black Star?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Brain drain[/colorost_uid0]
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