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Old 06-27-2003, 12:24 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What happened here. We must solve this mystery. What sound could possibly be so horrible that it would cause the population of an entire world to commit mass suicide?


A. Oh thats just my new friend ZzZzooolaxxxxxxxxxxx.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-27-2003, 12:43 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Commander Jane, who [iost_uid0]is[/iost_uid0] this man and why is he hypnotizing you?

A. He's still mad about getting walloped by a Talaxian in a fistfight.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did Tom take the shuttle and break Warp 10?

A: Captain, there is a planet up ahead with millions of starbucks.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-27-2003, 02:16 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Lord Vader, I'm in a destructive mood. Find me something to blow up.

A: An orcish pincushion[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-27-2003, 02:21 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's that dead elf with all those skinny swords stuck in him?



A: Gimli, you're not as hot as Legolas, get over it![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-27-2003, 02:27 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, im soooo sexy. I am hotter than Legolas? Am I right?

A: Red Alert, Starbucks are multiplying at an emormous rate!! Janeway should be here soon. She is our only hope.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-27-2003, 02:45 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So, Neo, when did you first begin to notice signs of a Starbucks obsession?

A: Not da mama![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-27-2003, 09:46 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you know that the mother in "Stereotype High School" was a stereotype?



A: You What to the WHAT in the WWHHAATT?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: (over the intercom) Guess what I did today? I ..t...d a huge ......er......in the gra.... .......!!

A: When that happens, Charlie's Angels will get their own spaceship.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did Legolas say about trying to find a person to match his looks?

A: Microsoft Office Assistant, Version 868.3[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-30-2003, 05:31 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What was guaranteed by Mickey$oft to be "Absolutely 100% bug free, no, we really mean it this time, we're positively sure, really."

A: An antibacterial flamethrower.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-30-2003, 08:53 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you get when you pit the crews of Voyager and the Enterprise against each other?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] You know, I REALLY don't want to know about it.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-30-2003, 08:58 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: This one time, at band camp, Wesley and Jake kinda did this thing really dirty thing...


A: It's not my concern until next week![/colorost_uid0]
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A: Shut up and turn up the heat![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What is the normal Klingon approach to diplomacy?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: It got to No.47 in the charts.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you ever hear the Borgy Boogie?

A: Picnics are a perfectly legitimate means of settling disputes.

Interesting note: Nan noticed a 47 occurance in one of the Indiana Jones movies...as well as Club Obi-Wan.

At least, I think it was an IJ movie. Nan, what else did we watch, aside from commercials and unfunny SNL?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: What is definitely [bost_uid0]NOT[/bost_uid0] the normal Klingon approach to diplomacy? Â

[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: A poodle on a stick.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: (reading the signs at the state fairgrounds) Pickle on a stick, Porkchop on a stick, deepfried candy bar on a stick... what will they think of next.


A: Well at first i thought he said "I want to drink your blood." then i relized he just said "what did you think of the flood."[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oh, my gosh, like, you met James Marsters in Vancouver during a rainfall? What did he say?



A: Over the hill, down the cliff, and under the Waterfall of DOOM.[/colorost_uid0]
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