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You can post up to three words per post? Yes! 2 20.00%
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Old 08-21-2003, 11:43 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]. "Wait," said John





(Hang on. Isn't John not supposed to have multiple wives? Or was that in another thread? Shite. Am I actually trying to make sense of all this? You're right, kiddo, it's not worth my ATP.)[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]. "No", said Riker



(you know, you [iost_uid0]could[/iost_uid0] have just treated that as lacking a "that", as in "wives that Riker and Odo beat in handball" or whatever. )[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-22-2003, 02:34 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]. "What?" said Delenn.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][iost_uid0]"Do not underestimate the Power of Creative Reinterpretation", Darth Vader commented while casually strangling his lunch.

Wait, that's way too many words. Never mind.[/iost_uid0]



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Old 08-22-2003, 03:20 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]. "Where?" said NAH[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-22-2003, 06:36 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]world is this[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-22-2003, 06:46 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]going? Nowhere, that's[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-22-2003, 07:09 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]where," said Bashir.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-22-2003, 09:32 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]He kissed Ezri,[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-23-2003, 12:33 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]who shoved a[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]tailpipe that belonged[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]in a museum.


((wow, that made little if no sense...I think we're breaking our previous record! YAY for us!))[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-24-2003, 12:03 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Bashir kicked John[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]out and threw[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]his wives to[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-24-2003, 12:19 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]they raisinified. Delenn


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