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persianmouse · #**981** 06-19-2005, 08:32 AM

10. It's the only true way I can express my deep, complicated feelings at the given time. :|

Chancellor Valium · #**982** 06-27-2005, 07:16 PM

9) I'm bored, and this seems like a good way to alleviate that boredome

Opium · #**983** 06-28-2005, 11:09 AM

8. Our emotions are too complex for words.

7. Because emoticons are fun to look at. :twisted:
6. Because using *rolls eyes* is sooo '99. *rolls eyes*
5. Because they are there :!:
4. Because it is so much easier than drawing them ourselves out of puncutuation. :-)
3. Emoticons? I thought I was ordering happy-face posters! :?
2. Who needs to risk getting wrinkles by talking in person when we can keep our faces still and use emoticons :roll:

1. Because they show when we are trying to funny when the jokes are sarcastic, sheesh, don't you know that? :wink:

Top Ten Random Lists About Life by any or all Trek characters

Chancellor Valium · #**984** 06-29-2005, 12:08 PM

10) O'Brienn: Top 10 reasons not to talk to me about life.......

persianmouse · #**985** 06-29-2005, 07:41 PM

9.) Trip and T'pol : The Top Ten roadblocks to us having lots of hot sweaty sex....err, a meaningfull relationship, we mean.

8.) The interior decorator for the Enterprise-D : The Top Ten Shades of Beige, and what you can do with them.

KillerGodMan · #**986** 07-01-2005, 12:46 AM

7. Picard: The Top 10 hair-growth products that don't work

persianmouse · #**987** 07-01-2005, 01:43 AM

6. Sisko: Top Ten coolest gods to hang out with in the afterlife.

KillerGodMan · #**988** 07-01-2005, 04:31 AM

5. Jake: The Top 10 things you really shouldn't write about

4. Jake: The top 10 subjects you really shouldn't make a crossover about

3. Jake: The top 10 bad times to write a Doctor Who fan-fic

2. Jake (bored yet?): The top 10 reasons why you shouldn't write ANYWAYS

and finally, the number 1 random list about life by any trek character

1. Wesley: The top 10 reasons why everyone hates Wesley

Next list: Top Ten choices for the 11th Doctor on...

Chancellor Valium · #**989** 07-01-2005, 03:23 PM

10) Ian McDiarmuid - "So be it, Dalek!"

NAHTMMM · #**990** 07-01-2005, 08:52 PM

Great list, Opium! :mrgreen:

KillerGodMan · #**991** 07-02-2005, 03:04 AM

9. Rowen Atkinson - we need more silly doctors!

8. Alan Rickman - Not only will he kill Daleks galore, he'll make snarky comments in the process!

Chancellor Valium · #**992** 07-02-2005, 04:54 PM

7) Sylvester McCoy - casting Eccleston and McGann and Tennant was a grrrrraaaaave errrrror of judgement!
6) Colin Baker - a more dark Doctor is definitely worth it
5) Peter Davison - someone traditionally tea-and-crumpets British
4) Tom Baker - Who on Earth is he?
3) Jon Pertwee - an active Doctor in a frilly shirt is also needed
2) Patrick Troughton - cosmic hobo is sooo the look this year

And the number one person to cast as Doctor Number 11 is,

Valentine Dyall!

Next Top Ten List: Top Ten Culinary Mishaps To Happen To Miscellanious Sci-Fi Characters.

Opium · #**993** 07-03-2005, 10:08 AM

10. Picard, drunk as a skunk at Graduation, tries to cook a meal in a chef's hat. However, since he has never seen a chef's hat before, he puts on a container of depilatory cream instead.

9. Troi, while mixing chocolate pudding with a blender, starts to stare at the beaters going around and around and around, and she loses her telepathic ability. However, she tries to hide it, and hopes to gain it back by eating more chocolate.

8. Spock, thinking logically, prepares cookies for his new crewmate, Bones. However, he accidentally uses pepper instead of poppy seeds, and makes a life-long enemy.

persianmouse · #**994** 07-04-2005, 12:44 AM

7. O'Brien tries to make a nice romantic dinner for Keiko, and inadvertantly cuts his finger off with a rather sharp piece of pita shell, because everything in the universe, even inanimate objects and foodstuffs, is out to get him.

6. Crichton and Aeryn host their first dinner party, but during the serving of the appetizers, a firefight breaks out amongst the guests as to whether or not crackers truely matter. All are killed, but the Police who arrive at the scene discover that Zhaan goes great with a bit of cottage cheese and some Ritz.

5. An entire Taco Bell staff is summarily executed when Muad'Dib's thinks his taco is not spicey enough.

KillerGodMan · #**995** 07-04-2005, 12:24 PM

Valium.... although your list is the awesomeist of awesome, I find a problem with casting dead guys as the 11 Doctor... so, yeah....

Chancellor Valium · #**996** 07-05-2005, 04:56 PM

@KGM, np there.....we can use highly andvanced computer graphics, latex masks, and the power of the Quantum Uncertainty Generator.

4) Grand Moff Tarkin was going to make a souffle for Palpatine's birthday, but, adding turbolasers here, weapon platforms there, doomsday device complete with fatal flaw etc, accidentally constructs the Death Star.

NeoMatrix · #**997** 09-16-2005, 06:08 AM

3) Voyager encounters an alien species that has coffee with 5 times the caffiene. However, the side effect causes the crew to have a food fight, making a big mess in the mess hall.

richardson · #**998** 09-19-2005, 10:33 PM

2) Kirk looses his hair on his first mission to a glommer, and has to wear a toupee for the rest of his life.

And, the number one mishap for any poor sci-fi soul...

1) Luke finds Yoda, his father, and Obi-wan intend to stay with him until the next movie. Problem: No more movies!

Opium · #**999** 09-20-2005, 07:34 AM

richardson, it's your turn to post another TopTenList topic

richardson · #**1000** 09-20-2005, 11:30 AM

Oh, er, sorry. Had to deal with a valium incident again. *Hears a far-off denial.*

Anyway:

Top Ten Problems Mario faces on a Daily Basis.