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[Opium]

3. TNG; Tapestry. Picard goes back in time and changes his past, and tries to rekindle his romance with Lwaxana Troi. Guest star: Majel Barret.

:shock:
Never! Picard only has eyes for Dr. Crusher, and Dr. Crusher only has eyes for Picard!

[Scooter]

Top Ten dark secrets of 5MV forumgoers


10. Opium: Secretly prefers Coca-Cola to opium
9. Admiral Sab: Is actually Brad Pitt's niece
8. Hotaru: Makes a good living selling access to Rick Berman's voicemail
7. Nic Corelli: Was last seen in the company of the governor of New Jersey
6. Pointy-Haired Jedi: Failed his first Jedi Master exam
5. Sa'ar Chasm: Is actually Brad Pitt's niece
4. NAHTMMM: Screen name doesn't stand for anything, damn it
3. Mudshark: Is a red shirt in real life
2. Zeke: Keeps a secret FMV forum in which he makes all the comments and all the responses
1. Scooter: Cries like a baby, every time, at the end of "Tapestry"


Next: Top Ten Things Spock Invented in his Spare Time

[Opium]

10. Opium: Secretly prefers Coca-Cola to opium

How did you find out? WHAT? You're only GUESSING? erm...oh...

Next: Top Ten Things Spock Invented in his Spare Time

10. Actually, living copies of John and TopHatMan. How else do you think the Enterprise had enough redshirts?
9. Kirk-O-Gram: A meter to determine how annoying Kirk's advances were on other women. Used succesfully to make sure subsiquent captians, such as Picard, were in love with just one woman.

Erm.... ideas gone bye-bye.

[mudshark]

Originally Posted by Scooter

Top Ten dark secrets of 5MV forumgoers


7. Nic Corelli: Was last seen in the company of the governor of New Jersey

Oooo. That's bad.

3. Mudshark: Is a red shirt in real life

Aw, nuts! Does it show?

[MaverickZer0]

Originally Posted by Scooter

Top Ten dark secrets of 5MV forumgoers


10. Opium: Secretly prefers Coca-Cola to opium
9. Admiral Sab: Is actually Brad Pitt's niece
8. Hotaru: Makes a good living selling access to Rick Berman's voicemail
7. Nic Corelli: Was last seen in the company of the governor of New Jersey
6. Pointy-Haired Jedi: Failed his first Jedi Master exam
5. Sa'ar Chasm: Is actually Brad Pitt's niece
4. NAHTMMM: Screen name doesn't stand for anything, damn it
3. Mudshark: Is a red shirt in real life
2. Zeke: Keeps a secret FMV forum in which he makes all the comments and all the responses
1. Scooter: Cries like a baby, every time, at the end of "Tapestry"


Next: Top Ten Things Spock Invented in his Spare Time

That's right! I don't have any deep, dark secrets.
Those I do have, everyone knows...like those fires...
Wait, I mean, that wasn't me...yes...

[Hotaru]

8. The "Vucanizer" - place anything it, instantly it's vulcan in nature! See clothes go brown, words go weird, illogic become logic!

7. The "Fun-With-McCoy" communications addition - a small box placed in sickbay, it causes the comm to say "That's Illogical" evertime McCoy says anything.

6. The "Surge protector" - a small device that shuts down a console when it's about to explode. He decided he'd be out of a job with it, and threw it away.

Someone else think of things.

[Scooter]

Originally Posted by MaverickZer0

That's right! I don't have any deep, dark secrets.
Those I do have, everyone knows...like those fires...
Wait, I mean, that wasn't me...yes...

I just ran out of slots. Believe me, I have the 411 on all y'all. Beware the sequel.

MWAHAHAHA!

[Opium]

5. An "eTrektion", which is a way of votiing for the captian of a long "trek" when the actual captain is murdered.

4. Hairy Potter: A device which gives every redshirt the perfect bowl-style hair cut.

3. The MorIronic: A computer program which irons your clothes for you, but leaves them with burn marks.

2. Itisown Reword: Based on the machines in 1984 which create illicit books, but instead makes up excuses for Captain Kirk's court martials.

1. SleepE: Spock perfected the concept of writing random things when you are tired, in hopes someone will find them useful.

Top Ten Wacky Plans Captain Janeway May Have Had During Voyager

[admiral sab]

Me? Brad Pitt's Neice? I wish! lol good thing you didn't find out about my secret hatred of Soap Operas. Oh crap I gave it away!

sorry, Opium I've only been faking my DOOL knowledge!

[Nic Corelli]

Originally Posted by Hotaru

7. The "Fun-With-McCoy" communications addition - a small box placed in sickbay, it causes the comm to say "That's Illogical" evertime McCoy says anything.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hysterical. You`re one crazy girl, Hotaru. :P :twisted:

[NAHTMMM]

Top Ten Wacky Plans Captain Janeway May Have Had During Voyager


10. Stockpiling Neelix's cooking so that if the torpedoes run low they can launch leola-stew torpedoes

9. Giving up on deciding between hairstyles and just shaving her scalp. Added benefit: makes her look more like a contemporary Starfleet captain

8. Voyager goes thattaway while Chakotay takes the shuttle and goes thisaway, "thisaway" being somewhere other than "a crater in the ground"

7. Chakotay: Captain, we're running low on shuttles. Again.
Janeway: Well, replicate some more. Again.
Chakotay: But we're low on material!
Janeway: Then take over a Borg cube or something and we'll use it as a shuttle! Do I have to think of everything?
Chakotay: ...

6. Her acceptance of the Zorklepuns' challenge to Space Tennis, using their respective ships as the rackets and a handy asteroid as the ball

5. Putting a TV in the engine room and setting it to show reruns of the "Red Green Show" 24/7, to provide B'elanna with inspiration

4. Giving Harry a special assignment: learning the secrets of the Jedi so he could will the ship home faster. (Harry turned out to be too talented. She cancelled the assignment literally hours before he was to appear before the Jedi council for the test that would secure a promotion to Jedi Master.)

3. The replication of a humongous cardboard box for Voyager to hide in.
Borg cube: Who goes there?
Cardboard-boxed Voyager: Nobody here but us assimilated chickens.
Borg cube: Hmm, you do look like a Borg cube....Okay, you may pass.

2. "Hmm, you know, we've had our problems with the holodecks too. Why don't we just shut them down for the rest of the trip?"
"BWAHAHAHA! ...Wait, Captain, you mean you were serious?"

1. Telling Seven to design a device which could compress time so strongly as to make an entire hour pass in just five minutes, thus allowing Voyager to get home within a few years. (Seven just looked at her like she was nuts.)




Next: Sisko's Top Ten Excuses for Losing to the Vulcans in the Baseball Game

[Nic Corelli]

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Wacky list, NAH!


Hmmm...


10. Sisko: "Um, that dog ate my game strategy pad! I shall now punish him accordingly by cooking it, and serving it for dinner, along with some chili" (damn, there were no chili jokes for a looong time, :twisted: )

9. "They used their evil telepathic powers on us! Evil greenbloodedpointyeared orcs! Blood! Death! Elephants!"

8. "I had a vision, from the Prophets! If the Prophets hadn`t spoken to me and said , I would have taken that third base just like that!"

7. "A bird deflected the ball... Its feathers were black... wingspan approximately one meter in diameter... Its eyes were yellow, and it had a powerful triangular BEAK! AAAAAAAAAAAH! Big scary black bird! Run! Run for your liiiiives!"

6. "Odo is to blame! He sold us out to the Vulcans! He always liked Vulcans better than us! More specifically, me! Odo always hated me! He never wanted to go for a stroll on the Promenade with me! Always refused my invitations for tea parties! Or Barbie doll exhibits! Odo doesn`t like meeeeee, :weep: :sob: :bawl:"

5. "It`s part of a Romulan plot! Those Vulcans aren`t really Vulcans! They are Romulans! It`s their most devious attempt to take over the Federation, by demoralizing us into desperate surrender, and how better to do it than beat ME in BASEBALL? I`m so devastated I already surrendered the station to them and Bajor to the Dominion. My baseball honour is lost and NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE! (14 extra exclamation points edited out by Common Sense, in one of its RARE appeareances)


Someone else has the honour of continuing, I`m tired :P

[Alexia]

Originally Posted by NAHTMMM

8. Voyager goes thattaway while Chakotay takes the shuttle and goes thisaway, "thisaway" being somewhere other than "a crater in the ground"

Great, now I have that crazy "this way, thataway, this way thataway, this way thataway, my oh my" song in my head... :wink:

[Opium]

5. Putting a TV in the engine room and setting it to show reruns of the "Red Green Show" 24/7, to provide B'elanna with inspiration

Ah, duck tape. Everyone's best friend, essp. set construction crew...


5. Sisko: It was Quark! Yes, Odo, it was Quark, and you must go after him on charges of ruining the honour of a captain!
Odo: That is only a law in the Klingon books, but since it's Quark, I'll make the exception.

4. Sisko: The Prophets taught me the wisdom of losing while still playing a good game.

3. Sisko: See, I thought Bashir was going to give us some genetic modifications so we could be on par with the Vulcan's strength, but it turned that would be highly illegal. Who knew?

2. Sisko: Dax, you told me you were a galaxy class athlete!
Dax: No, that was in one of my past lives. In this body, I only excel at walking.
Sisko: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU LIAR!

1. Sisko: The Vulcans kept distracting us with story, which started off with, "This one time, at logical music camp,..."

Top Ten Top Ten Lists That The DS9 Crew Would Think Up

[Scooter]

Top Ten Top Ten Lists That The DS9 Crew Would Think Up


10. Worf: Top Ten Klingon Swear Words Appropriate to Being Stuck on a Spin-Off With Nothing to Do and No One to Growl At
9. Sisko: Top Ten Kooky New Hairstyles for When I Get Tired of the Picard Look
8. Quark: My Top Ten Favorite Eye-Rolls
7. Odo: Top Ten Reasons It’s Fun to Transgress the Conservation of Mass
6. Nog: Top Ten Ways to Keep Secret the Fact that I Actually Run DS9
5. Kira: Top Ten Ways I Could Totally Kick Ro Laren’s Ass
4. Jake: Top Ten Reasons that Being Dumber than Wesley Worked to My Advantage
3. Jadzia: Top Ten Reasons Klingon Heaven Really Sucks
2. Ezri: Top Ten Reasons That Perkiness Conquers All
1. Bashir: Top Ten Ways To Use My Genetic Enhancements Besides Wining At Darts


Hey, Why not? Next:
Top Ten Top Ten Lists That The Next Gen Crew Would Think Up

[Nic Corelli]

5. Kira: Top Ten Ways I Could Totally Kick Ro Laren’s Ass

Bwahahahahaha :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


I`ll just start...


10. Troi - Top Ten Things To Say When You Have Nothing Useful To Say (10.-I sense...something, 9.-I sense...nothing, 8.-I sense something, but I don`t know what it is...)

9. Picard - Top Ten Beverages to Ingest if Earl Grey Goes Extinct (*tear*)

8. Data - Top Ten Words With 25 Or More Wacky Synonyms To Tell At Parties

7. Guinan - Top Ten People I Bugged Incessantly Every Time They Came To Ten Forward

[Hotaru]

6. Wesley - Top Ten reasons why people don't like me.

5. Riker - Top Ten ways I'm a pig.

4. Geordi - Top Ten ways I actaully got the cheif engineer job.

3. Ro - Top Ten Ways I could totally kick Kira's ass.

2. Worf - Top Ten reasons why I wear this stupid sash thing.

and...

1. Crusher - Top Ten Favorite P/C crushing moments.

next list: Top Ten Trek Episodes that feature pie as a major plot device.

[Ginga]

Originally Posted by Hotaru

next list: Top Ten Trek Episodes that feature pie as a major plot device.

ST had pie in it? O_o *is thinking really hard and not remembering any pie!*

500th pooooost! *throws combadge confetti*

[Hotaru]

I never said they had to be real episodes. Also, Star Trek does have pie! Have you never seen enterprise? Pecan Pie... yum. Well, that's all.

[Ginga]

Originally Posted by Hotaru

I never said they had to be real episodes. Also, Star Trek does have pie! Have you never seen enterprise? Pecan Pie... yum. Well, that's all.

Oh. Well, in that case...

10. Liquid Pie (VOY) - Neelix tries to make pie out of coffee when Captain Janeway's favorite phaser rifle breaks on an away mission to make her feel better. However, he merely ends up flooding the mess hall with coffee. Janeway can't decide if this is bad or the greatest thing that's ever happened.

9. Meet Me At Pie and Vine (TNG) - In an effort to get Picard and Crusher together, some of the senior officers decide to deliver them pies with romantic messages attatched to little flags. However, the pies are all delivered to the wrong people by terrified redshirts, and soon everyone on the ship is paranoid that someone loves them.

8. No Such Thing As Too Much Pie (TOS) - Kirk lands on a planet where the women of the week serve nothing but pie. When Spock and McCoy try to rescue him, hilarity ensues as the ladies tie them up to be sacrificed to the pie gods. And Kirk is too stuffed with pie to save them.

Someone else can finish. XP