One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"17 is annoying[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]the stew out

(You may have noticed I have not been here the past few days. That is because I was in a bad wreck on Wednesday. Me and my girlfriend were traveling down the interstate to get to the other side of town. Tiffany was driving at the time. Someone cut us off, Tiffany tried avoiding the car, but lost control of the truck, went into the median where we flipped, and then landed right side up on the other side of the highway. Most of the damage was to my side of the truck. My truck is totaled, but at least we are ok. We only had minor injuries. Tiffany and had airbag burns while I had cuts from broken glass, plus my back hurts. We were in the hospital for a few hours, but I ended up staying with Tiffany and her mom until things got taken care of.)[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]" said a crazy


(Oh my! I'm glad you've only had minor injuries! Best of luck recovering. )[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Italian stew chef[/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000:post_uid0](who was secretly

((Neo - thank g-d you're both all right. Hope you're not too shaken by the experience, and back on your feet with no further ado. Be well!)[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]cooking French Fries[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]for Picard and[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]his seven wives[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]...he means, Crusher!

(GRRR! Picard/Crusher! No seven wives!) [/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Anyway, that chef[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]was not Neelix[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]chewing on hair-ends.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Instead, Chef Phlox[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]wanted to roast[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Riker's rear end.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]But Troi disagreed[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0], liking that rear-end.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]The Bum Battle[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]ended very quickly.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Thankfully, Taya came[/colorost_uid0]