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[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]This is my first attempt at one of these, so be kind.

[iost_uid0]Star Trek: The Five-Minute Generation[/iost_uid0]

Episode #47 - "Apostrophe of Fear", Part I

Riker:...so then this big-ass Borg ship appears, and Worf is like "We should raise the sheilds!", and I'm like, whatever.
(Riker reaches over to the captains chair and turns around a sign sitting on it)
Placard: VERY GOOD NUMBER ONE
Troi: You know that directly contavenes the Pun Directive.
Redshirt: GAK!
Riker: That really does defy words....
Placard: VERY GOOD NUMBER ONE
(A ship appears on the viewscreen)
Worf: Red alert! Raise shields! Prepare to fire at will!
Riker: Hey! No-one gave any orders yet!
(Worf sommersaults over the security console and flips the sign)
Placard: MAKE IT SO
Worf: Hah! Worf 1, Riker 0!

Marc: Yes, yes, all very funny, but is this actually going anywhere?
PointyHairedJedi: Don't look at me; I just do what the voices tell me.
Sax: Though I should point out that that particular excuse doesn't hold up in court.
PointyHairedJedi: Sigh. Lets just go back to the fiver shall we?

(FatMat appears on the viewscreen)
FatMat: We are the ZonK Collective! Resistance is futile!
Riker: Egad! Fire, Worf!
Worf: Oh, so now you want me fire?
Troi: I'm sensing...extreme vexation.
Riker: TOO LAAAATE!!!!!
(Pause)
FatMat: Was that my cue? Oh, hang on.
Enterprise: KABLAMMO!

MPQ: There wasn't any real point to that, was there?
Kira: HAHAHAHA! Oh, thats a good one. A point to a fiver. I'll have to rememer that.

Celeste: So what happens next?
PointyHairedJedi: We could mention your dog...
Riley: Woof.
Merlin Missy: Hehe.
All: Get on with it!

[iost_uid0]Meanwhile, the ZonK Collective fleet approaches Earth[/iost_uid0]

All: Eep!
Sa'ar: We're doomed!
Katy Jane: Only if you don't like ZonK.
IJD: Is that actually possile?
PointyHairedJedi: We must come up with a plan to stop them at all costs!
Nan: You mean you don't have one? But you're writing this thing!
PointyHairedJedi: Well, it's a case of the left lobe doesn't know that the right lobe is doing.

(Cut to bunker somewhere in deepest, darkest Solihull)
Zuke: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I'm using multiple excalmation points and no-one can stop me!!!

FatMat: That's just evil! We must put aside our differences and stop Zuke's evil menace at all costs!
Sax: Wait, how did we get here?
Celeste: Who cares? We get to kick some Zuke butt again!

[iost_uid0]To be continued...[/iost_uid0]


Whadya think? I woulda made it longer, but sleep takes priority.[/colorost_uid0]