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Old 06-24-2003, 10:54 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]When I said 'hate the stuff', I did in fact mean all kinds of jelly. It's just disgusting.

Anyway...

*Starts firing*[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-24-2003, 11:14 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*wakes up from getting hit in the head with catalina's melon*
w...what happned
*gets blasted with lime jelly*
now i realy am a green frog! [/colorost_uid0]

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Old 06-25-2003, 05:07 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*is still scared of topic, but feels obligated to exlain the Chicken Cannon anyways*
*please dont take any offence to anything said here, the
Chicken Cannon is what it is and I didnt make it what it is. Okay, so I watch Royal Canadain Air Force, so I kinda do support it, but I didnt create it or anything*

By definition, the Chicken Cannon doesnt fire chickens. It fires AT chickens, like rK (ralph kline) George Bush, etc, at annoyances, like Britney Spears, and at real, horrible, losers like Saddam and Osama. And it fires things that are target-appropriate, like burgers at rK or pretzels at Bush.

So...I have some frozen mac 'n cheese.Who's first? [/colorost_uid0]

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Old 06-25-2003, 06:20 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Stop it! You're making me Hungry!

(heat it up first please)[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-25-2003, 03:22 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*Heats up soup, throws it at Arzosah*

Oh, you weren't talking about soup?

*Runs [iost_uid0]really[/iost_uid0] fast*[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-25-2003, 06:21 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]It's a good thing I brought my personal sheild with me. I just hope no-body has a lasgun.[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*Hides behind table, pulls out lasergun*

Hehehe :evil face:[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-25-2003, 07:57 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I [iost_uid0]really[/iost_uid0] wouldn't do that if I were you. Lasguns and Holtzmann Flields do not go together, in the same way that Dubya and 'the button' don't go together.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-25-2003, 09:02 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]awww...[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-25-2003, 10:31 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*Notices that the food fight is winding down. srugs sholders and wips out her "coffee cannon"*

Eat java! Mwahahahaha![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-25-2003, 10:44 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Eat java! Mwahahahaha![/quoteost_uid0]

*counters with Spice Cannon*

Eat Molucca![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-25-2003, 11:14 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]aggggg!!!!!!! Eyes burning. must. find. eye. drop. cannon.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-25-2003, 11:30 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Oooh food fight! *turns the nearest person into pudding and tosses it at Katy Jane*

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Old 06-26-2003, 12:07 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Whoops, Sa'ar... was that you?[/quoteost_uid0]

*drips onto the floor, glares at Taya as only pudding can, and splorches off to find a freezer*[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-26-2003, 12:16 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*splorches thataway*

*splorchsplorchsplorch*[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-26-2003, 12:24 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*cleans the last little bit of Sa'ar off her face and carrys it over to the freezer*
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]:makes sure no-one is watching:
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*pours herself a cup of coffee from her cannon and begins to sing*

[singing]I love Coffee, I love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Coffee and tea and the java and me
a Cuppa cuppa cuppa cuppa cup *Whew*![/singing][/colorost_uid0]
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Old 06-26-2003, 12:36 AM
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