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Old 07-07-2006, 12:23 PM
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Q: Old Man Valium is the Fiver Kingdom Ghost?

A: That, my friend, is real music
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Old 07-11-2006, 11:48 PM
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Q: Don't you get tired of the leaky water faucet?

A: BTW, your ex wife just took the last slice of cheesecake.
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Old 07-14-2006, 02:05 AM
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Q: AHHH! LIFE HAS BEEN CONTAMINATED!

A: That is because you are a moron
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Old 07-14-2006, 02:28 AM
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Q: y r u mocking us postez on the ScFi Network forumz?

A: its you who r mor0ns
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We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all.
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Old 07-15-2006, 11:50 AM
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Q: No,I'm not lying or being "stoopid". William Shatner has in fact had classical Shakespearan training, which has influenced his many characters, allowing him the ability to both act in a scene and outside of it at the same...


A: He asked. I answered. He cried. There's nothing more to it than that.
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Old 07-15-2006, 03:24 PM
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Q: So what happened when you BRUTALLY AXE-MURDERED THE NIMON?

A: Can't stop, busy laughing at sci-fi forum posters...
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Old 07-18-2006, 07:41 AM
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Q: WILL YOU SHUT UP?! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!

A: Maybe you should have read the internet first.
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Old 07-19-2006, 04:12 AM
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A: Eat some cheese
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Old 07-19-2006, 11:55 AM
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A: Good for you! Freak...
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Church: I'm just worried, man, who knows if this stuff is contagious? For all we know Caboose could be next. Wake up tomorrow morning he's throwin' up, runnin' a huge fever, next thing you know he's bleeding out of his eyes 'cause his internal organs are liquifying. And I'm gonna be the one that has to hold his hand while he screams himself to death. That's not gonna be any fun.
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Old 07-19-2006, 11:19 PM
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Q: Y r you're transcripts rong? i had red this site, butt i just noticed that their not the rite lines.

A: Hey! You're back!
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We are the BSG. Your resources and injokes wil be added to our own, depleting your fanbase. Resistance is futile. So say we all.
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Old 07-20-2006, 11:31 PM
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Q: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's VOGEL!

A: Make it triple!
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Old 07-28-2006, 04:24 PM
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Q: Deanna? You're having another Chocolate Sundae?

A: Oh Monsieur! You are funny!
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Old 08-03-2006, 11:38 PM
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Q: More? Sod off, I'm full!

A: Quick! Check the angular vector of the moon!
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Old 08-04-2006, 10:49 PM
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Q: Oh no! the 47th decimal value of pi just changed! What should we do?

A: Fire at will! No wait, scratch that idea.
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Old 08-04-2006, 11:37 PM
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Q: Will you destroy this...Earth, my lord?

A: Pathetic Earthlings!
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Old 08-04-2007, 12:52 PM
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A: Three then two.
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Old 08-04-2007, 09:34 PM
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Q: What is the sequential redaction of -1?

A: It wasn't me - it was Karl!
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Old 08-24-2007, 06:38 AM
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Q: Was it you that brought back a dead topic on it's one year death anniversary?

A: Sorry, I only wanted a better view
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Old 08-24-2007, 10:14 AM
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A: Notmyfaultthatlemonademakesthespacebarnotwork!Blam eSchweppes!

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Old 08-24-2007, 04:33 PM
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