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Old 11-21-2005, 07:49 AM
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"Stop right now, thank you very much..." sang Darth to Padme, trying to impress her.
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Old 11-21-2005, 01:53 PM
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"Take this rum to those pirates since you have had enough for today," said Padme to Darthy.
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Old 11-21-2005, 04:50 PM
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"Uh-uh, my rum...hey, why is the rum gone?" replied Darth.


(so are Anakin and 22 year old Anakin and Darth the same guy, or is there a time travel plot going on?)
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Old 11-21-2005, 06:48 PM
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"Very odd, this all is.", said Yoda, popping in for another cameo.


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Old 11-21-2005, 10:24 PM
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Old 11-22-2005, 12:50 AM
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"Where were W, X, and Y? Since when does Z come right after V? I demand answers, people!", shouted the AlphaBetaGramatical Enforcer.
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Old 11-22-2005, 01:51 AM
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"X-rated those sentences were, deleted we did," replied Yoda.
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Old 11-22-2005, 02:47 AM
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"Yoda? Where the heck did you come from?" called out the highschooler, awakening from his nap.
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Old 11-22-2005, 05:20 AM
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"And now...it's time for the Doc, Darth and Co dancers!" shouted Padme, who just wanted to get everyone to ignore her so she could find a way to see her kids again.
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Old 11-22-2005, 06:23 AM
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Beacause of some obscure treknobabble, we can just skip this whole next scene here.
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Old 11-22-2005, 08:52 AM
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"Continued to be next episode it is-Padme take back Darth will she, Doc sane become or not?" said Yoda
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Old 11-22-2005, 06:26 PM
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Old 11-24-2005, 03:27 AM
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Old 11-25-2005, 09:00 AM
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Old 11-25-2005, 10:17 AM
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Old 11-27-2005, 11:28 PM
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Old 11-29-2005, 06:24 AM
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:30 PM
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